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You slide down the rope and onto the floor. "Ow, shit, rope burn,"
you say as you blow on your hands. You walk out of the packing plant and see the Fredriks coming towards you.
"Where the hell did you guys go?" you ask them. "We got the fuck out of the re when we saw him coming, what do you think
we did?" says Jan. "When we heard him howling we figured that he was dying, or something, so we started to come back,"
Jade says. "Yeah, the mother fucker's rubble. He got ground into diarrhea," you say. It's nearly dawn now.
The moment the sun appears over the horizon all of the people in the park reappear, oblivious to anything that just happened.
All of the new additions to the park also strangely disappear as the sun rises. At this point you might be wondering
how everyone disappeared in the first place, how monsters came into the park, why everyone else in the park disappeared except
for you and the Fredriks, and how they reappeared when you killed Cerberus. Don't worry about it. Just think to
yourself, "It's just a book and I should really just relax." You see your mom walk up to you. "Hey, where the
fuck have you been?" she asks you. "I dunno. Who cares, let's go do some shit," you say. You all go off
in the park. Your mom wins a keg at a dart game. The Fredriks swipe a bunch of stuff from a gift shop. And
you get laid. This was the best time you have ever had at an amusement park.
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