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I know what some of you are saying as you read this. "But it's
a classic, how can you not like this movie?" Because it sucks, that's why. I don't care if it's a classic or not. Just
take a look at my review of The Wolfman. See? I don't care. Why is this movie considered to be so great?
This movie never really did anything for me, except piss me off. Have it be the stupid goddamn songs or Dorthy's hideously
wholesome attitude, this movie bugs the crap out of me. And I'm sure that the house would just stay in one piece when
it was lifted off of its foundation hundreds of feet into the air by the tornado, and that it would not shatter into
thousands of pieces upon impact with the ground as it landed. And those fucking munchkins, I can't stand them! Story
book tales never interested me much--at all. Especially when in movie form. I don't like tihs movie, and if you have
a problem you can stick it straight up your ass.
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