The scene is completely dark, unable to see anything.  Suddenly a light source coinciding
with the sound of a door opening fills the room.  Pans over to a BADNIK preparing to
light a rather large candle.  He takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights it.  He walks
over to three more candles at different parts of the room and lights those as well.  He
returns to the door and closes it.  The room is now dimly lit, enough to see somewhat
clearly.  He walks over to a large trunk and reaches in.  He moves papers and paperback
books aside until he finds the MONONECROCON.  It resembles the Necronomicon, but
it isn't.  He grabs it and runs over to a desk near one of the candles.  He opens it and
begins flipping through the pages.  He stops at one of the pages and looks at it for a few
seconds.

BADNIK:
Resurrection...

He closes the book and heads towards the door again.  He opens the door, and then turns
around to blow out the candles in the room.  He exits the room and closes the door upon
his exit. 

EXT   SHACK   MID-AFTERNOON

He runs over to a black Kawasaki motorcycle and mounts it.  He puts the book in his
coat, starts up the motorcycle and drives off into a trail in the forest. 

EXT  DR. WARPNIK'S DEMOLISHED FORTRESS   MID-AFTERNOON

The badnik pulls up to the wreckage.  He turns the cycle off and extends the kickstand. 
He dismounts the bike and begins walking towards the burnt wreckage. 

BADNIK:
Time to resurrect you, Master Warpnik.

After a few minutes of rummaging around in the wreckage the badnik is seen dragging
the two halves of Dr. Warpnik out into an open grassy clearing.  He drops them onto the
ground and takes the Mononecrocon from his coat.  He opens up to the page with
"resurrection" written on it.  He leans down to Warpnik's body and places a hand on it
while he begins to read the passage.

BADNIK:
(looks up into the sky) Kcuf uoy elohssa!  Eid ris!  Keil sllab reeuq!  Hctaw tuo rof
sekans!

The badnik stands up and looks around.  Wind begins to blow.  The earth trembles.  The
ground suddenly breaks and a large burst of flame soars up into the sky about a mile in
height and about a hundred feet in width.  The flames suddenly recede back into the
ground at a very quick speed, which is followed by a large cloud of smoke.  A shadowy
figure is then seen striding out of the smoke as it begins to clear.  When the figure comes
into view it is seen that it is a nine-foot tall demon-like creature with a red skin color,
large claws, goat legs, and a set of one-foot horns protruding from his forehead.  The
badnik looks back down at the book.  He looks at the bottom corner of the page and sees
what looks like a second page stuck behind the one with "resurrection" printed on it.  He
pulls the two pages apart and sees that the entire section under "resurrection" is torn out
and missing, which, instead, reveals the incantation of the passage behind it.  The title of
the passage behind it is "Devil resurrection". 

BADNIK:
(drops the book in horror) Shit!  I read the wrong passage!

The devil creature grabs the badnik by the throat with one hand and raises him up to his
face.  The devil opens his mouth.

BADNIK:
(struggling futilely within the devil's grasp) NOOOOOOOOO!

The soul of the badnik exits his mouth in the form of a white spirit and is sucked into the
devil's mouth.  The devil closes his mouth and drops the body on the ground, which the
skin is now a white color identical to freshly fallen snow.  The devil turns and begins
walking down the dirt path in the forest.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE     LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

SONIC is on the left end of the couch, SALLY is in the middle, TILL is on the right end
of the couch.  TAILS is sitting in a chair to the right of the couch, KNUCKLES is in a
chair on the left of the couch, MELISSA is in a chair to the right of Tails, TATUM is in a
chair to the left of Knuckles, LATIFAH is in a chair behind Tails, and ANTOINE is in a
chair in the far left corner.  ROTOR is nowhere to be seen.  Detroit Rock City is on TV. 
It is at the part where Jam is telling off his mom.

ALL:
(In synch with movie, except Antoine) I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! 
Lord have mercy!

Everyone (except Antoine, obviously) laughs.

SONIC:
Oh man that's great shit right there.

SALLY:
Hell yeah.

Sally sits there a moment without saying anything.

SALLY:
I suddenly feel like stripping.

SONIC:
(quickly jerks his head in her direction and speaks enthusiastically) Do it!

SALLY:
(chuckles lightly) Nah, I'm just teasin'.

SONIC:
(punches arm of the couch) Damn!

KNUCKLES:
(looks at Sonic and points) Ha ha!

SONIC:
(looks at Knuckles) What the hell are you laughin' at, motherfucker?

KNUCKLES:
Check this out.  (looks at Tatum) Hey Tatum, strip.

TATUM:
Okay.

Tatum gets up and begins to strip.  Knuckles looks at Sonic with a smug look on his face.

SONIC:
(looking at Knuckles) Oh, fuck you.

Knuckles laughs.  Rotor comes out of the exercise room. 

ROTOR:
Hey guys, did you know that-(pauses and looks at Tatum, who is sitting in a chair nude)
Right...anyway, did you guys know that I just saw a huge burst of flame come shooting
up out of the forest about a minute ago?

TAILS:
Huh?

ROTOR:
The damn thing shot up into the sky like a mile, B.  I think I'm gonna go check it out.  It
looks like it came from around where Warpnik's old place was.

Rotor begins to head for the door. 

ROTOR:
See ya later, peeps.

He exits and a few moments later his car is heard starting and being driven away. 

EXT    FOREST    MID-AFTERNOON

The devil emerges at the edge of the forest where the road begins.  He looks up at the sky
with an evil grin.  He thrusts his arms up into the air.

VOLCHAIR:
(loud evil voice) Come forth, my minions in the name of your master, the Lord Volchair!

Nothing happens.  He lowers his arms and looks around with a puzzled expression on his
face. 

VOLCHAIR:
(raises his arms again and speaks in the same loud evil voice) I command the creatures of
Hell to come forth!

Again nothing happens.  He lowers his arms and looks around again.  He suddenly gets
an expression of realization upon his face. 

VOLCHAIR:
My powers have not evolved yet.  I must consume more souls to gain my strength back.
Then shall be my time.

Volchair gives an evil laugh and walks off into the city.

EXT    DR. WARPNIK'S DEMOLISHED FORTRESS    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor arrives.  A small cloud of smoke still hovers over the area from which the flames
came from.  Rotor turns the car off and steps out.  He begins walking towards the two
halves of Dr. Warpnik.

ROTOR:
(standing over the body) What the hell is this shit doin' bein' dragged out here?

Rotor turns his head and sees the body of the badnik lying on the ground.

ROTOR:
What the bitch?

Rotor walks over to the body and leans down, examining it.

ROTOR:
What the hell happened to his skin?

He extends his hand and touches the arm of the badnik.  He pulls away almost
immediately after contact.

ROTOR:
Goddamn that's cold shit.

Rotor then notices the Mononecrocon lying on the ground within a few feet of the badnik. 

ROTOR:
What the hell...

Rotor walks over to the book, leans down, and picks it up.  He stands back up and
examines it in his hands for a few moments.  He opens it and flips through the pages
briefly.  He closes the book again.

ROTOR:
(looking at the book) Freaky, man.

Rotor takes the book with him to his car.  He opens his door, gets in, tosses the
Mononecrocon onto the passenger seat and closes his door.  He starts his car and drives
down the left dirt path, the right path being a few yards away from it. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Everyone is in the living room (except Rotor, obviously).  Tatum is now sitting on
Knuckles' lap in a chair making out with him.  She is dressed now, though in a few
minutes there won't be a point in her being so.  Till looks over at Sonic.

TILL:
Hey Sonic.

SONIC:
(looks at Till) Yeah?

TILL:
I finally asked out that girl I was telling you about and I got a date with her tonight.

SONIC:
(leans over and high-fives Till) Yeah, you're the man!

TILL:
(laughs) Yeah, man.  You wanna meet her?  I could bring her over before we go out
tonight.

SONIC:
Yeah, sure dude.

Knuckles pulls his head slightly away from Tatum's.

KNUCKLES:
Let's take this upstairs, baby.

Tatum stands up followed by Knuckles.  They then both proceed to go upstairs.  Till sits
in his seat expressionless.  He suddenly lightly chuckles.

TILL:
This is sweet.  Maybe I'll score or something.  Whoa.  That would kick ass.

LATIFAH:
That's cool man.  That's not all you're after in her though, is it?

TILL:
Nah dude, I don't really care if I do or I don't, I'm just sayin' that it would kick ass if I
did.

ANTOINE:
Fu tois.

SALLY:
(looks at Antoine) Who the fucked asked you?

ANTOINE:
Shut up, you stupid bitch.

SALLY:
Suck a dick.

TAILS:
Too late.

ANTOINE:
(looks at Tails) Fu tois.

TAILS:
(dull careless voice) Ah, cram it up your ass.

EXT    CONVENIENCE STORE    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor exits the convenience store with a plastic bag full of stuff.  He throws it into his car
and drives off.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Tatum begins walking downstairs, rubbing her ass the whole way until she sits down in
Knuckles' original chair.

SALLY:
(looks at Tatum) what the hell happened to you?  You get bumped up the butt too hard?

TATUM:
(nods) Yup.  Ow.  That was the first and last time I'm ever letting him do that.

SALLY:
Why would you let someone do that to you in the first place?

TATUM:
Actually it was my idea.  I watched a porno with Knuckles last night and it put ideas in
my head.

SALLY:
Dude, you're fuckin' crazy.

Knuckles walks downstairs.

TAILS:
(looks at Knuckles) What the hell did you do to the poor girl?

KNUCKLES:
(grumbles) Up yers.

TAILS:
Don't you mean 'up hers'?

KNUCKLES:
(passive voice) Ah, whatever.  I need a drink.

Knuckles walks into the kitchen.  He comes back with a liter bottle of whiskey.  It is about
half full.  He points at Tails. 

KNUCKLES:
Tails, I bet you five bucks that I can down all this in ten seconds, man.

TAILS:
Dude, you're crazy.  I'm not betting you to do something like that.

KNUCKLES:
(points at Tails) Ha ha!  I was gonna do it anyway!

Knuckles twists the cap off and proceeds to chug the bottle.  He finishes gulping the
bottle in less than ten seconds.  He suddenly twitches violently and drops the bottle,
coinciding with a strange gagging sort of noise.  Suddenly puke begins to pour out of his
mouth.  He collapses whilst still vomiting.  He lands face down in a puddle of his own
vomit. 

TATUM:
(looking at Knuckles) ...I'm not cleaning that.

Rotor walks in the door with a plastic bag full of stuff.  He sits down in the open chair
and sets the bag down next to it.  He takes a Penthouse magazine from the bag. 

ROTOR:
(looks to Tails) Your usual.

Rotor tosses the magazine over to Tails who reaches out with one hand and catches it. 

TAILS:
(sets magazine down on the couch arm) Hell yeah.

Rotor rummages around in the bag a little more and pulls out a few bags of chips. 

ROTOR:
Munchies for tonight have basically been taken care of.

Rotor sets the three bags of chips down on the floor next to him.  He reaches back into
the bag and pulls out the Mononecrocon. 

SONIC:
(looking at the Mononecrocon) What the hell is that thing?

ROTOR:
Yo, all you dudes come check 'dis shit out.

Everyone except Antoine and Knuckles (Knuckles being passed out on the floor) gets up
and stand around Rotor. 

MELISSA:
What the fuck is that thing?

ROTOR:
I don't know, homes.  I found this piece at Warpnik's old base.  It was lying next to a
dead badnik who looked like he had the life sucked outta him.

Rotor opens the book roughly to the middle page.  A drawing of a demon is seen on the
right page and an incantation is seen on the page to the left of the picture. 

TATUM:
Looks like a spell or something.  I don't know, though.  It looks like the writing is in
some weird form of Latin that I've never seen before.

SONIC:
It looks kind of like the Necronomicon, or somethin' man.

ROTOR:
(looks at Sonic, speaking in sarcastic tone) The book of the fuckin' dead.  Right.

SONIC:
I never said that's what it was, I just said that's what it looks like.

Rotor flips through a few more pages.  He sees portions of it that are written in English.

ROTOR:
(confused look) Why the hell is some of this shit written in English and some of it is
written in that shoo-be-do-do-op language?

SONIC:
(to Rotor) Don't ever say that again.

ROTOR:
(closes book) Okay, we'll look at this thing again later.  Maybe it contains something that
we can't see while we're sober.

SONIC:
Yeah, getting fucked up sounds good to me.  Not right this moment though.

They all disperse as Rotor puts the Mononecrocon down under his chair.

INT   FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Till is not in the room anymore.  Knuckles gets up off the floor.  He slowly stands himself
up. 

KNUCKLES:
(rubbing his head, weak voice) Ohhhh shit...how long was I out for?

TATUM:
(looks at Knuckles) 'Bout four minutes now.

KNUCKLES:
(looks at Tatum, same voice) That's it?  Oh well.  Hey, stand up a sec.

Tatum stands up and Knuckles walks over to her and sits down in her chair.  She then sits
back down on his lap.  Tatum turns around and looks at Knuckles, who has a very
drunken expression on his face.

TATUM:
Do you think you cam keep yourself from puking on me?

KNUCKLES:
(pauses a few seconds)...(reluctant tone) I love you.

TATUM:
Uhhh...maybe I'll sit down here.

Tatum gets up and sits on the floor next to Knuckles' chair.

SONIC:
Speaking of which, someone still needs to clean up your regurgitation, Knuckles.

Knuckles doesn't respond, oblivious to Tails' implications.

TAILS:
(gets up) Fine, I'll do it.

Tails walks up the stairs and comes back in a few seconds with a towel.  Tails goes over
to the pile of vomit and cleans it up with the towel.  Tails takes the towel back upstairs
and then comes back down with a can of air freshener.  He sprays it around the room and
then sets the can down near his chair.  Tails then sits back down. 

SONIC:
(looks at Knuckles) Hey dude, Rotor found this cool-lookin' book thing.

KNUCKLES:
(looks at Sonic, spaced out voice and expression) Huh?

SONIC:
 It's like the thing from the Evil Dead movies.
 
KNUCKLES:
(same spaced out voice and expression) Ah, show me later.

Knuckles slumps down in his chair with his eyes closed.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATE AFTERNOON

There is a knock at the door. 

TILL:
(stands up) I'll get it.

Till walks over to the door and opens it.  NASTICA stands there.  Nastica is a beautiful
human female, about five foot eight and 120lbs.  She has short black hair and blue eyes. 
Her skin is about as pale as Fairuza Balk's.  She has black leather buckle boots that go
up to her mid calves, cannot be seen above the ankle from her pair of black GAT jeans
with 42 inch circumference legs.  She has about twenty little black rubber bracelets on
each of her arms, along with two spiked wristbands on each wrist, each with two rows of
one- inch spikes.  She is wearing a normal sized dark blue Fear Factory shirt.  Around
her neck are five chain necklaces, one with a pentagram on it, one with a sword, another
with a skull on it, and the other two are simply ball necklaces.  She also has a spiked
choker on her neck with alternating half-inch and one-inch spikes.  She has black nail
polish and blue lipstick.  On her lip are two lip rings. There is one on the left side and
another in the right side.  She has an eyebrow ring in each eyebrow.  She has two rings in
her left nostril and one in her right.  She also has a tongue ring and a spike bellybutton
ring, but they are not in sight at the moment.  She also has five rings in each of her ears,
going all the way from the lobe up to the top.  All of the males (except Antoine as usual)
in the room stare at Till and Nastica in awe. 

TILL:
Everyone, this is my girlfriend, Nastica.

SONIC:
Uh, hi, I'm Sonic, I guess.

TAILS:
Hello, My name's horny (correcting himself) errr...Tails, Tails.

SALLY:
Hey, I'm Sally

MELISSA:
I'm Melissa, and I'm bi.  Wait, you probably should ignore that.

TATUM:
Yeah, I'm Tatum.

KNUCKLES:
(acting as cool as possible) Hi, my name's Knuckles, I'm a chronic drunk.

LATIFAH:
I'm Latifah, the gangsta' bitch.

NASTICA:
(points to Antoine) Who's that in the corner?

SONIC:
That's Antoine.  He's a snooty Frenchman who dislikes just about everyone.  Believe me,
you don't want anything to do with him.  We're just too hospitable to throw his sorry ass
out.

NASTICA:
Oh...

TILL:
(looks to Nastica) Come on, let's go.

NASTICA:
(looks back as she goes out the door with Till) Bye, it was nice meeting all of you.

She and Till exits the house.  A car is heard starting and being driven away. 

MELISSA:
Goddamn she was a hottie.

TAILS:
Yeah she was.

SONIC:
How the hell did he manage to land a human chick?  And a hot goth human chick at that.

KNUCKLES:
Till is just...the man.  Let's leave it at that.

TAILS:
(gets up) I don't know about you guys but I gotta, ahem, go do the monkey.

Tails gets up and heads upstairs.  Melissa sits in her chair, looking tense and uneasy. 
She suddenly gets up.

MELISSA:
That's it, I gotta do it too.  (calls up to Tails) Wait up, I'll join you.

Melissa goes upstairs. 

EXT    EMPTY ROAD    EVENING

It is now just after sunset.  A red sports car is seen driving down an empty road.  Inside
the car Nastica sits in the driver's seat and Till sits in the passenger seat.  "Tonight's the
Night DJ Brisk mix" plays on the car stereo.  They are both moving from side-to-side,
moving in one direction, bobbing up and down for a second or two, and then moving in
the other direction and doing the same thing. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE   EVENING

Melissa and Tails come back downstairs and sit in their original spots. 

ANTOINE:
(gets up) I am going to watch "Yan Can Cook" in my room.

KNUCKLES:
(passive voice) I don't give a rat's ass what you do, Antoine, just shut the fuck up and do
it.

Antoine says nothing and goes upstairs.

KNUCKLES:
Little bitch.

ANTOINE:
(from upstairs) Fu tois!

KNUCKLES:
Ah, go gargle with douche water, you cock.

The only response is the slamming of a door.

KNUCKLES:
(chuckles) He sucks.

SALLY:
(stands up) I'm goin' out for a while.

She goes upstairs.  In a few seconds she comes back down with car keys in her hand.

SALLY:
Sonic, I'm gonna borrow your car for a little while, okay?

SONIC:
Sure.  See ya later.

Sally walks out the door.  A car is heard starting and being driven away. 

INT     EMPTY ALLEY    EVENING

Nastica's red sports car is seen rocking back and forth.

INT    MOVIE THEATER    EVENING

Sally sits in a movie theater with a small popcorn and a small soda.  On a green
background screen the words "This preview gives away the entire movie, making it
completely pointless to go see it".  A preview for the movie Cast Away then begins. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Just about everyone is falling asleep in whatever they are sitting in.  "Invader Zim" is on
TV. 

EXT   FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    EVENING

Nastica's car pulls up.  They both get out and meet each other at the front of the car.  Till
has blue lipstick smeared on his mouth, while Nastica has none on her lips anymore.

NASTICA:
I guess I should go now.

TILL:
No, come on, stay a while.

NASTICA:
Well, I guess.  I really don't have anything planned tonight anyways.

TILL:
Yeah.  Come on in.

They both walk back inside.

EXT   FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    EVENING

Shortly after Nastica and Till go inside Sally pulls up in Sonic's car.  She gets out of the
car and goes inside. 

INT   FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

When Sally walks into the living room she sees twenty-two empty beer cans scattered
around the floor.  Knuckles, Till, and Nastica are drunk, and Tails, Sonic, and Rotor are
only buzzed. 

SALLY:
(looks at Sonic) where is everyone else?

SONIC:
(looks at Sally) Uh, they went home.  'Twan's in his motherfucking room because he is a
stinkin' cooch.  Yeah, that's it.

Sally walks next to the couch and takes out a small wooden box.  She opens it and takes
out a joint from it.  She closes the box and puts it back.  She takes the joint and puts it in
her mouth.  She takes a lighter out of her pocket and lights the joint.  She puts the lighter
back as she inhales.  She holds it in briefly and then lets it all out, coughing up a lot of
smoke as she is doing so.

SALLY:
(coughing while speaking) Damn, this is some good fuckin' weed.

She walks over next to the TV and leans against it with the joint in her hand. 
A few minutes later Sally has finished her joint and is leaning against the TV looking very
stoned.  Her eyes are half closed and she has a pothead smirk across her face. 

SALLY:
(suddenly stands up from leaning against the TV) You know...I'm stoned, so that gives
me an excuse to strip.  And if there are no objections I'll continue.

SONIC:
(loud voice) Fuck no!  Do it!

NASTICA:
(gets up) Hell, I'll fuckin' join you.

All the males begin clapping and cheering.  Sally removes her shoes and socks.  Nastica
takes off her boots, socks, and her chain necklaces and places them on the floor.  Sally
and Nastica stand together in the middle of the room.  Till gets up and begins to stumble
over to the stereo.

TILL:
Don't start until I get some music goin' here to strip to.

Till takes a CD and sticks it into the CD player part of the stereo.  He pushes play. 
"Sandstorm" by Darude begins playing.  Till stumbles back to his seat.

TILL:
Alright ladies, go for it!

Nastica and Sally begin dancing to the beat of the music.  Sally then removes her shirt
and tosses it.  Nastica takes off hers and goes over to an empty chair.  She stands over the
seat of the chair and puts her hand on the chair's backrest.  She then begins to thrust her
pelvis back and forth into the chair while swinging her shirt around over her head with
her right arm.  The cheering grows slightly louder.  Sally removes her pants in a way that
coincides with the beat of the song.  She swings them around over her head and tosses
them.  As the beat picks up pace Nastica and Sally begin dancing faster.  Nastica starts
massaging her breasts.  Nastica reaches behind her back to undo her bra.  She fumbles
with the hooks because of her drunken stupor, but manages to get it off.  She then puts the
piece of breastwear around her neck for no apparent reason.  Then she pulls down her
pants and tosses them into the air.  It is seen that Nastica has Nine Inch Nails panties. 
They (the pants) land back on her head.  She struggles with them briefly and then gets
them off of her face, where she throws them aside.  She quickens her dance pace a little
more.  The cheering grows slightly louder.  Sally removes her breast concealing device
and chucks it at the guys on the couch.  Sonic catches it.  He holds it up in the air and
begins to laugh loudly.

SONIC:
I got it!  I got it!  Who's the man?!

Sally grabs her tits, one in each hand, and begins doing a sort of squeeze-massage combo
(you know what I mean), pointing her nipples in the direction of the horny guys on the
couch .  Nastica takes the bra from around her neck and throws it.  She turns around so
that her back faces the guys.  She then grabs the edges of her panties and slides them
down, moving her hips from side to side (going with the music) as she does so.  With her
underwear around her ankles she dances around faster, forgetting about the panties
around her ankles, and trips and falls to the floor.  Nastica grunts drunkenly.  She stands
back up and lifts one leg out of the NIN undergarments.  With her other leg still in them
she kicks, sending the panties flying straight into Tails' face.  Tails suddenly gets an
orgasmic expression upon his face and hunches over, grabbing his groin area, making it
apparent that he has just creamed his pants.  Sally simply pulls her underwear off and
throws it against the wall.  Cheering is growing louder still.  Nastica and Sally then go
over to each other and turn around so that their backs are facing each other.  They then
lean down and begin thrusting their pelvises back and forth in a way that their asses
bump each other with every thrust.  The cheering then bursts into an uproar of clapping
and very loud cheering.  Nastica and Sally then turn around and do the same thing in a
way that their crotches bump into each other.  They stop and then Sally walks over to
Sonic and Nastica walks over to Till.  Sally then begins thrusting her ass in Sonic's face
repeatedly.  Sonic stares at Sally's ass in a sort of trance.  Nastica does the same to Till. 
Till has the same expression of awe as he looks at Nastica's thrusting ass.  After a few
more seconds of that Nastica and Sally stop and turn around.  Nastica begins doing a
stripper rubdown dance (the kind where the dancer caresses themselves while doing a
weird liquidy type of dance) to Till.  Sally then begins doing the same to Sonic.  Till and
Sonic both begin sort of trembling.  Nastica stops and then begins to slowly move her
hands down towards her cooch. 

TILL:
(trembling voice) Oh man, she's going downstairs.

Nastica moves her hands down and grabs her snatch.  Her index finger is seen slowly
entering her cooch.  She slowly begins moving her finger in and out.

TILL:
(orgasmic expression and sound as he reaches for his groin) Uggh...Ohhhhhh, shit...

There goes another dick throwing up.  Before Sally can even begin doing the twat grab
that Nastica performed Sonic busts his pants in a way very similar to the way Till did. 
Sally and Nastica turn to each other.  They give each other a high five.

NASTICA:
We're the fuckin' best.

SALLY:
Yer damn right.

Tails stands up.

TAILS:
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm gonna change my pants.

SONIC:
Yeah.

TILL:
I heard that, man.

Knuckles and Rotor stand up as well. 

KNUCKLES:
Yeah, I guess none of us could stay dry.

They all head upstairs.  Knuckles turns off the stereo on his way up.  Nastica and Sally sit
down on the couch and turn on the TV.  "Boston Public" is on.

A few minutes later Sonic, Rotor, Tails, Till, and Knuckles come back down stairs.  They
see that Sally and Nastica are somewhat dressed.  They are both wearing a bra and
underwear and sitting on the couch watching TV.

SONIC:
Oh come on guys, get dressed.  Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't want to stain
another set of pants.

SALLY:
(grumbly) Okay, fine.  I have to walk all the way over to the end of the room, dammit. 
I'm too stoned for this kind of labor.

SONIC:
(rolls his eyes) Oh, come on.

SALLY:
Yeah, yeah, I'm doin' it.

Nastica gets up as well and begins to put on her clothes.  Once they are both dressed they
lay down on the floor.

TILL:
What're you guys doing?

NASTICA:
We're not going all the way back to the couch, fuck that.

TAILS:
Goddamn, I've never seen such sloth exhibited by anyone other than Knuckles.

KNUCKLES:
(looks at Tails and points at him) Hey, don't use vocabulary words towards me.

TAILS:
(mumbles) Ah, you troglodyte.

KNUCKLES:
(stares at Tails blankly while repeatedly pointing his finger)...As soon as I find out what
that word means I'm gonna kick your ass.

ROTOR:
Shit, I'm hungry.  Anyone wanna come to McDonald's with me?

KNUCKLES:
I'll freakin' go.

TAILS:
Yeah, me too.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    EVENING

Rotor is driving back in his car with Knuckles in the front seat and Tails in the back seat. 
"Rock and Roll Nigger" by Marilyn Manson is on the radio.  All of them have Big Macs
in their hands.  There is a bag of food next to Tails.

KNUCKLES:
Man, I tell ya, Paris is the place, dude.  The chicks there man...

Knuckles imitates breasts with his hands.  Tails and Rotor stare at him blankly.

ROTOR:
Did I not tell you to stop talkin' outta yo ass?  You bring up the most random, stupid shit
all the time.

KNUCKLES:
Hey, I'm just sayin' man.  You gotta observe the little things there dude.

ROTOR:
Yeah?  Like what?

KNUCKLES:
 Like they don't call it a quarter-pounder with cheese a quarter-pounder with cheese.

ROTOR:
What do they call it then?

KNUCKLES:
They call it a Royale with-

ROTOR:
(cuts Knuckles off) Oh shut the fuck up, you're quoting Tarintino movies again.  I know
how this goes.  I somehow knew that you weren't just randomly saying shit.

There is a five-second pause where no one says anything.

TAILS:
I like bugs.

There is another couple seconds of silence.

ROTOR:
(pointing to Tails) Now that's random and stupid, Knuckles.

Knuckles turns around to face Tails.  Knuckles has a handgun in his hand for no
apparent reason. 

KNUCKLES:
Yeah, try this randomness on for size.  Purple monkey spinny cocoa b-

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    EVENING

A gunshot is heard and the back window is suddenly splattered with a red liquid. 

KNUCKLES:
(from inside the car) Oh shit!

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    EVENING

Everyone is covered in ketchup, lettuce, ground beef, and mustard.  The bag of food next
to Tails is now torn open, with a bullet hole in the seat right through the bag.  There is a
small stream of smoke billowing from the hole. 

ROTOR:
(brushing himself off while driving) Aw shit, what the hell, yo?

KNUCKLES:
Shit!  I shot the fuckin' burgers!

TAILS:
(wiping himself off with a napkin) Aw, son of a bitch.

ROTOR:
(pissed ghetto voice) Motherfucka, yo bitch ass got fuckin' burger shit all over my car, B!

KNCUKLES:
(defensive voice) Ah, burn in hell, you ghetto bastard!

ROTOR:
You son of a bitch bastard!  I'll breaka your fuckin' legs!

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    EVENING

Arguing can be heard from inside as the car drives out of view.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Nastica walks towards the door with Till.

TILL:
(looks back at the others) We'll be back later.

SONIC:
See ya.

They both go out the door.  A car is heard starting and being driven away.

EXT    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Volchair is seen consuming some random person's soul.  He drops the body and then
raises his arms to the sky once more. 

VOLCHAIR:
(loud evil voice) Now, my minions, come forth and serve your master!

Volchair lowers his arms as a faint rumbling is heard.  It grows louder and more violent. 
Suddenly the ground of the empty side street splits and various types of demons (this
includes a cyber demon, bull demons, a smaller version of a minion of Leshrac, and a
smaller version of a Lord fo the Pit), imps, vampires, zombies, and werewolves emerge
from the large hole in the ground.  There are about a hundred creatures all together.  All
of the creatures stand in attention to Lord Volchair.  Volchair looks around with a
disappointed expression. 

VOLCHAIR:
(disappointed voice) Where is the rest of my army?  There should be thousands of
creatures at my control now, if not millions.  No matter.  These forces alone will be
enough for now.  I must still need to consume more souls.

The assorted hell spawn standing in wait for a command.  Volchair turns to them.

VOLCHAIR:
(loud, commanding voice) Go now!  Make your master's presence known!  Every life
you take gives me a soul, and for every soul I consume I gain back a part of my strength! 
And the more strength I regain the more of your brethren I can summon.  Now go!

All of the monsters run forth out onto the streets, roaring all the way. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Knuckles is considerably less drunk now.  Antoine walks down stairs and sits in his usual
chair.  Knuckles looks over at Antoine. 

ANTOINE:
(looks at Knuckles) Fu tois.
 
Knuckles suddenly turns back around.

KNUCKLES:
(angry voice spoken through clenched teeth) I'll show you Fu tois, motherfucker!

Knuckles takes a thick paperback book from under the couch.  Its title is "Cooking for
Flamers".  Knuckles stands up and throws the book at Antoine.  It connects with
Antoine's head, making him  cringe.

KNUCKLES:
(points at Antoine) If you didn't leave your shit around everywhere that wouldn't have
happened!  So bleeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!

Knuckles sits back down. 

TAILS:
(looks at Knuckles) Y'know, sometimes you confuse the hell outta me, Knuckles.

KNUCKLES:
(looks at Tails and speaks unnecessarily loudly) Good!

Tails leans back in his seat and ignores Knuckles. 

EXT    CITY STREETS   EVENING

Volchair walks through the streets with monsters attacking people everywhere.  A man is
running down a sidewalk being chased by a four-legged werewolf.  It leaps up in the air
and tackles the man.  Volchair throws a fireball at a crowd of people running.  It
connects, explodes, and sends screaming flaming bodies flying into the air.  A group of
people is running away from a bull demon.  They turn a corner and run into an alley and
run down it.  The demon starts to follow, but then sees another group of people running
by and goes after them instead.  All the people gather in a cluster at the end of the
darkened alley. 

GUY 1:
Maybe we'll be safe here.

Heavy thudding is heard from the distance.

GUY 2:
(looking around franticly) What the hell was that?

The stomping grows louder and closer.

GUY 3:
(begins to run out of the alley) Let's get outta here!

As he reaches the end of the alley into the open a rocket is heard launching, and the man
is splattered out of sight.

GUY 2:
What the fuck was that?!

The 25 foot-tall figure of a cyber demon appears in front of the alleyway entrance and
turns to face the people huddled at the end. 

ALL:
(screaming loudly)

The cyber demon shoots a rocket down the alley, which explodes, destroying part of the
alley walls and splatters the people against the walls and ground.  Volchair is looking at
a group of people running into a building.  He draws his hand back, which begins to be
encircled by energy.  In a few seconds he thrusts his arm forwards and launches a large
red energy ball out of it.  The energy ball soars towards the building and hits it, blowing
the building up in a huge fiery explosion.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

In the living room Sonic is sitting on the left side of the couch.  Sally is lying across the
couch with her head slowly moving up and down on Sonic's lap.  Sonic has his right hand
draped over the side of the couch and his left hand resting on Sally's ass.  Knuckles is in
a chair to the right of the couch, cleaning his Colt .45 with a cloth.  In a chair next to the
couch Tails is sitting there casually reading a Pure 18 magazine, occasionally turning it
at different angles.  Antoine is sitting in his chair looking at a cookbook.  Rotor is in a
chair to the right of Knuckles, clicker in hand, and a bored expression upon his face.

ROTOR:
(grumbles) Nothin' the fuck on.

He begins flipping through the channels.  He stops on a channel that shows a cluster of
burning buildings.  Tails looks up from his magazine.

TAILS:
Is this a movie?

ROTOR:
No, homes, it's the news.

A newscaster walks into view of the camera and begins speaking.

NEWSCASTER:
Hello, I'm Brent Cockman, coming to you live, updating this bizarre chain of events
taking place right now.  Most of the people in this city are already dead and will not see
this broadcast, but for the people out there who-

Before he can finish what he is saying a four-legged werewolf jumps up behind him and
closes its mouth on the reporter's head.  The screen tilts and is now at an angle, filming
from the ground.  The screen then goes fuzzy.  Rotor jumps up.

ROTOR:
What the fuck was that shit all about?!

Everyone except Antoine looks over.  Tails closes his magazine and puts it under his
chair and stands up.  Sally looks over at the TV and brushes her hand past her bottom lip. 
Sonic zips up from behind Sally's head.  They both get up.

KNUCKLES:
(stands up) What the fuck man?!
 
ROTOR:
Yo, some weird shit's going on down town.

Everyone except Antoine, who is still reading, look at each other.

KNUCKLES:
Dude!  We need to find the chicks and get their asses back over here.  Shit, Till is out
with Nastica somewhere too.  Fuck.

Everyone who has not already stood up does so, except, of course, Antoine.  Rotor goes
over to the couch and reaches under it.  He comes back up with the Mononecrocon in his
hand.

ROTOR:
I bet you honkeys anything that this book has something to do with the shit going on
down town.  I'm gonna bring this thing with me.

They all then head to the door.  Shifts to a side shot of Antoine.  A pistol shot is heard and
suddenly Antoine's cook book flies out of his hand, causing him to jump slightly. 
Showing Knuckles holding a pistol with smoke emitting from the barrel. 

KNCUKLES:
Move your ass, scrote, before I put a hole in it!

Antoine gets up and runs to the door and follows the others outside. 

EXT    CLIFF    EVENING

The cliff overlooks the town.  Nastica's car is parked near the edge of the cliff.

INT    NASTICA'S CAR    CLIFF    EVENING

Till and Nastica are sitting in the back seat together.

TILL:
That was some good lovin', babe.

NASTICA:
Yup.

Till ducks down below the seat and comes up with two beers.  He offers one to Nastica.

NASTICA:
(shakes her head) Nah, I'm driving us back, remember?

TILL:
(puts beer back down) Oh yeah, sorry.

NASTICA:
It's okay.

Till opens his beer and begins drinking it.  Till finishes the beer in about nine seconds
and throws the can out of the car's open window.  They both get out of the car and...

EXT    NASTICA'S CAR    CLIFF    EVENING

 ...stand against the side of the car, staring out at the town.  Till puts his arm around
Nastica and pulls her close to him.  Nastica points out at the town where orange glows
are seen coming from parts of the city.

NASTICA:
What's that all about?

Suddenly the sound of an explosion rips through the calm night air.  They both jump in
surprise. 

TILL:
Shit!  What the hell is going on down there?!
 
NASTICA:
Do you think we should check it out?

TILL:
Hell yes!

Till runs to the car, as does Nastica.  They get inside and Nastica drives away. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Tatum, Melissa and Latifah come in the front door, each with a paper bag in their hands.

TATUM:
Where is everyone? (calls out) Hello?  Is anyone here?

There is no answer.  They all set their bags down on the floor. 

MELISSA:
Where could they have all gone?

NEWSCASTER:
(from TV) Attention all remaining viewers...

They all look at the TV and see a newscaster guy in a studio sitting at a desk.

NEWSCASTER:
(serious tone) There is no explanation a this time for the extremely bizarre chain of
events going on right now, however until the matter is cleared up I strongly suggest that
you remain inside at all times.  Those who do not will face the risk of having their heads
ripped off and shoved up your ass.

Suddenly a demon rips through the back wall of the studio and grabs the reporter.  The
demon rips his head off and shoves it up the newscaster's ass.  The screen goes
completely black shortly after. 

LATIFAH:
Holy shit!  What the hell was all that?!

TATUM:
Shit, what the hell are we gonna do?

Tatum  turns to Latifah.

TATUM:
Do you think that the guys went into the town?

LATIFAH:
If they saw what we just saw they most likely did.  I hope they're doing alright.

TATUM:
Yeah.

They all head out the door. 

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    EVENING

They close the door behind them and walk up to Latifah's 1969 VW bug.  It's blue with
two white stripes going down the middle of the car from front to back.  The seats have
zebra skin seat covers and there is a pair of fuzzy dice attached to the rear view mirror. 
The license plate reads, "PIMPIN".  Melissa gets in the back seat and Tatum gets in the
passenger seat.  Latifah walks over to the trunk and opens it.  She pulls out two .50
caliber machine guns with a wire protruding from the side of each one.  Latifah closes
the trunk.  She fits the guns into holders on the front of the trunk, one gun on the left side
of the trunk and on the right side of the trunk (remember, the trunks on VW bugs are in
the front of the car, not the back for those of you who forgot). 

TATUM:
(looking at Latifah) What the fuck are you doing?

LATIFAH:
I'm going into town prepared.  You saw the shit on TV.  I'm not gonna take any chances.

She takes the two wires and ducks down underneath the car for a few seconds.  She
comes back up and then...

INT    LATIFAH'S CAR    EVENING

...gets into the car.  She opens up a panel underneath the radio.

TATUM:
(well those are nice, but how the hell do you shoot them?

Latifah pulls a small black joystick from the compartment under the radio.  The joystick
has a red button on the top of it.

TATUM:
Oh.  How the hell did you get this these things?

LATIFAH:
Rotor just modified a pair of guns to fit onto the trunk of the car and a whole weird
mechanism that hooks it all together and works with the joystick.  I didn't bother asking
him how he did it, I probably wouldn't understand if he explained it to me anyways.

TATUM:
Coo.

Latifah starts the car and drives down the trail.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    PAVED ROAD    EVENING

 "Pinball Map" by In Flames is playing on the stereo.  Rotor is driving; his colt .45 is
tucked in his pants waist.  Sonic is in the passenger seat loading his double-barreled
Remmington.  Sally is in the back left seat.  She is adjusting an underarm shoulder
holster on her right shoulder and has a Desert Eagle in her lap.  Tails is sitting to Sally's
left.  He has an H&K P95 on his lap and is loading bullets into the chamber of a .357
magnum.  Knuckles is sitting to Tails' left.  He is holding an M-16 assault rifle with an
M203 grenade launcher attached to the fore-grip.  Antoine is to Knuckles' left, pressed
against the window.

ANTOINE:
(bitchy muttering) I could be watching "Yan Can Cook" now but no...

KNUCKLES:
(turns to Antoine) Shut the fuck up you fuckin' sack of lesbian menstruation.  I'm the one
stuck next to your sorry ass.

ANTOINE:
(looks at Knuckles) Fu tois!

Rotor looks back at them through the rear view mirror.

ROTOR:
Yo bitches, shut the fuck up.  Don't make me come back there.

Sally chuckles lightly.

ANTOINE:
(now angered, looks at Sally) Shut up you stupid little bitch!

In one quick motion Sally picks up her Desert Eagle from her lap and points it at Antoine.

SALLY:
(very solemn expression and tone) You had just better shut the fuck up.  I will kill you.

Antoine says nothing.

SALLY:
(places gun in holster) Thought so.

SONIC:
(turns to Sally) Are you alright?

SALLY:
I just can't stand him anymore.  Ever since we took him in all he did was talk nonstop
trash.  So what does he expect us to do back to him?

SONIC:
(glares at Antoine) Y'know scrote...one day somebody's gonna kick your ass.

KNUCKLES:
(mutters) Yeah, or stick something in it.

Antoine lowers his head in embarrassment.

INT    NASTICA'S CAR    DIRT ROAD    EVENING

Till and Nastica drive towards the town on an open dirt road in the woods. 

NASTICA:
(to Till) Do you think your friends are alright?

TILL:
(looks at Nastica) Yeah, the dudes can take care of themselves.

A piercing scream is heard in the distance.

NASTICA:
What the fuck was that?

A swarm of bird-like demons begin flying over the tops of trees about 300 yards ahead. 
Nastica slams on the brakes.

NASTICA:
What the hell are those things?!

TILL:
(beginning to get out of car) I don't know, but they need to die.

EXT    NASTICA'S CAR    DIRT ROAD    EVENING

Nastica pops the trunk of the car and gets out.  She walks over to the trunk and opens it
at an angle that the camera can't see what's inside the trunk.

TILL:
(looks at Nastica) What the hell are you doing?

Nastica pulls a chain gun from the trunk along with an ammo backpack.  Till stares in
awe for a moment. 

TILL:
(spaced out voice) Oh my God, I think I love you.

Nastica slips the pack onto her back and cocks the chain gun barrel.  She holds the
massive weapon ready to attack.  The demons are now uncomfortably close.

TILL:
(looks at Nastica) I'll take to the sky and take care of some of them there.  And so you
don't accidentally mow me down.  You take care of the ground.

NASTICA:
Gotcha.

Till leaps into the air and flies head on at a group of them winged monstrosities.  The
demons resemble insects in a way.  They have house fly wings, four long legs, two
compound eyes, a set of twelve-inch fangs, and very slender bodies.  Till draws in a deep
breath and then exhales a large stream of fire, incinerating about three of the demons,
whereupon the rest scatter from him.  A group of five fly towards Nastica.  She holds her
chain gun out and lets loose until they are all shredded apart.  Till flies about fifty feet
higher up into the sky.  About twenty-five demons remain, still swarming in.  One flies
straight at Till.  He grabs it, pulls its head off and drops the head, along with the body. 
He then glides over behind one of them and grabs its wings, puts his feet on its back and
pulls backwards, ripping the demon's wings off.  It screeches as it falls to the ground and
splatters.  Till confronts another creature.  A few more of them fly down in Nastica's
direction.  Till swings his right arm, slicing the demon in half.  Nastica slowly begins
walking backwards as she opens fire on a group of ten creatures flying at her.  She nails
all of them.  Till grabs the opposite ends of a creature and breaks it in half.  He tosses
both halves in different directions.  Two demons fly up behind Till and grab his arms and
hold him in place as another creature flies towards him with its claws outstretched.  Till
brings his arms together, slamming the creatures into each other at a very strong force
and ducks under the oncoming demon.  He grabs the legs of the creature and, with a
hand on each leg, pulls his arms apart in opposite directions, ripping the creature in half
at a vertical angle.  The two demons that he slammed together rush at him once more. 
He breathes fire on them and they ignite and fall towards the ground screeching. 

INT   ROTOR'S CAR   ROAD TO CITY BRIDGE    EVENING

"Disciple" by Slayer is heard on the stereo.  They are driving towards the bridge into the
town. 

ROTOR:
Here be the bridge.  We're about to go head on into whatever the hell we just saw on the
news.

They drive towards it.  A pair of stone lions splattered with blood stand on each side of
the bridge.  A man is seen walking with a limp down the bridge towards Rotor's car.  His
clothes are torn, he is spattered with blood, is missing a hand, and looks strikingly
similar to Bruce Campbell.  Rotor stops the car next to him and rolls down his window. 

ROTOR:
(looking at the guy) Hey, do you know what the fuck is going on out there?

MAN:
(disoriented voice) Demons, vampires, monsters...all over the place.

ROTOR:
(slightly worried voice and expression) Word?

MAN:
Yeah.  If I were you I'd turn around right now and get the hell away from here.

The man continues to go the way he was heading previously and disappears from sight. 

ROTOR:
Shit.  Well he's not me, so let's get goin'.

They continue driving down the bridge.

INT    LATIFAH'S CAR    DIRT ROAD    EVENING

Latifah's car is speeding down the dirt road.  "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica is
heard from the radio.  Tatum looks a little depressed.

TATUM:
I need to fuckin' kill something soon, I can't stand that there's monsters right in the city
but I can't kill them yet.

LATIFAH:
Don't worry, y-

A zombie appears through the darkness and in the car's headlights.  The zombie turns to
them, opens its mouth, and growls an unnatural growl at them.

TATUM:
Fuck!

She grabs the joystick, aims the guns, and fires a short burst.  The guns shoot the
zombie's torso off its body.  Its legs stand for a brief moment before collapsing.  Latifah
drives forward and crushes both halves under the car. 

LATIFAH:
(looks at Tatum) Happy now?

TATUM:
(low, insane voice) Yeeessss.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Rotor is driving down the bridge.  The same song is playing.  They near the city.  Flames
are seen around the city and an occasional human scream is heard, along with the
strange howls and screams of the creatures.  Suddenly a very loud sinister laugh is
heard.

TAILS:
(looking around) What the hell was that?

ROTOR:
 Homes, I don't even wanna fuckin' know.

They now enter the city.  They drive slowly down the streets.  Dead human bodies are
littered about the streets and sidewalks.  Mangled cars are strewn about the streets; some
of them are still burning.  Blood collects on the ground in large puddles.  A pair or two of
red eyes can be seen in darkened alleys. 

ROTOR:
(looking at the ubiquitous wreckage) How many of those things could it have taken to
have done this?

The wall of a brick building up ahead and to the right of Rotor's car crumbles.  A bull
demon (like the ones from Doom) runs out and roars at the sky.

KNUCKLES:
Goddamn!  What the hell is that?!
 
TAILS:
The motherfucker's huge!

The demon turns towards Rotor's car.  It bares its teeth, growls, and charges.

SALLY:
Shit!  Ram the fucker!

Rotor stomps the gas pedal down and the car speeds towards the demon.  They hit the
demon, where it rolls halfway up the hood of the car.  It hooks its claws under the grill of
the car and places its feet on the ground.  It puts its weight forward on the car, slowing it
down.  The car soon stops.  The demon then lifts the car up and flips it over on its back. 

ROTOR:
Shit!

Everyone but Antoine quickly...

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

... exit the car.  The demon roars and charges at Sonic and friends.  Knuckles pulls out
his M-16 and aims at the demon.  He fires the grenade launcher.  The explosive connects
with the demon, splattering its upper torso and most of its legs into bloody chunks of
flesh.  The remnants of the legs fall over.  Rotor looks over at his car.

ROTOR:
Damn, how we gonna be flippin' this shit back over?

Suddenly a large swarm of assorted hell spawn emerges from just about every possible
open space and charge at Sonic and friends. 

SALLY:
(looking at opposition)...Fuck.

EXT    NASTICA'S CAR    DIRT ROAD    EVENING

Nastica and Till continue to fight the flying demons.  Three swoop in at Nastica.  She
guns down the first, but the other two knock the chain gun away.  Till soars down from
the sky at the two demons.  He grabs both of them and smashes their heads into a large
rock on the side of the dirt road.  Their heads make an unpleasant crunching sound as
they hit the rock and dispel large squirts of blood.  Nastica picks her chain gun back up. 

NASTICA:
Thanks Till.

TILL:
(backhands a demon coming up behind him without looking) No problem.

The demon that Till backhanded is just now beginning to get up off the ground.  Till
snorts a fireball from his nose onto the creature's head, igniting the demon's head.  They
both then look around.  They see no more demons.

TILL:
Looks like we nailed them all.

NASTICA:
Yeah, man.  We should get going now.

TILL:
Yeah.

They both head towards Nastica's car.

INT    LATIFAH'S CAR    CITY STREET    EVENING

The same song is playing on the stereo.  Suddenly a two legged werewolf runs out from
behind a building and towards the car.  Latifah fires the guns at the creature, blowing off
both of its legs.  The top half of the werewolf flies into the air and bounces off the car as
the car is being driven forward. 

EXT    LATIFAH'S CAR    CITY STREET    EVENING

The werewolf lands on the ground and turns to face the departing car.  Melissa is seen
hanging out of the right window, mooning the werewolf.

EXT    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Sonic and friends are fighting within a relatively close proximity to each other.  Tails
shoots his magnum at a zombie walking towards him, blowing a hole through its face.  It
collapses backwards.  A crypt cobra slithers up behind Tails from an open manhole.  It
gives a loud hiss and lunges forward.  Tails turns and ducks just as the cobra soars over
his head with its mouth wide open.  Tails stands up as the snake lands.  The snake turns
to Tails as it gets its head blown off by Tails' magnum.  A bog imp darts down at Sonic. 
Sonic raises his shotgun to it and pulls the trigger.  The imp's head explodes and the
body collapses to the ground a few feet in front of Sonic.  Knuckles raises his M-16 and
fires a grenade into a cluster of imps, splattering them all over the street.  Sally fires her
Desert Eagle at an oncoming zombie, blowing its head off.  She turns and fires at a bull
demon, creating a large hole in its chest.  Sonic fires his shotgun at two zombies standing
next to each other, taking out both of them.  Rotor is firing his Colt .45s.  He is aiming
one gun at vampires, blasting their chest areas apart, and the other at demons,
splattering their heads.  Tails shoots a vampire in the heart with his .357 magnum
causing the vampire to fall back into a cluster of two-legged werewolves.  Antoine
remains huddled up in a ball inside the car.  Tails flies up into the air.  He puts his
magnum into his coat and pulls a hand grenade from the other side of his coat.  He holds
it in his hand and looks around.  He sees five four-legged werewolves creeping up behind
Rotor.  Tails flies down slightly, pulls the pin on the grenade, waits a few seconds, and
then throws the device into the middle of the small group of werewolves.  It explodes
within a second of impact and splatters all but one werewolf, which was launched into
the air and through a nearby store window.  Tails lands next to a covered manhole.  The
cover pops off and a hand grabs Tails' ankle. 

TAILS:
(looks down, begins struggling) Ah!  What the fuck?!

Tails continues struggling for a few more seconds but cannot free himself.  He then takes
his H&K p95 out of his coat.  He shoots the creature in the forearm.  A screech is heard
from the sewer as the hand releases Tails and withdraws back into the sewer.  Tails pulls
another grenade from his coat.  He pulls the pin with his teeth and throws the grenade
down into the manhole.  Within a few seconds it explodes, sending fire shooting out of the
hole and cracking the ground a little around the area of the manhole. 

TAILS:
(looking down into hole) That'll teach ya not to swim in shit!

More monsters continue to come from buildings and other spaces. 

ROTOR:
Fuck yo, they just keep comin'!

Rotor ducks, nearly having his head cut off by a sword-wielding skeleton with a tattered
and torn cape around its neck.  Rotor points a .45 at its head and pulls the trigger,
shattering its head to pieces.  The squeal of tires is heard from not too far off.  Suddenly
Nastica's car pulls up from around the corner and stops.  Till Leaps out of the passenger
side.  Nastica gets out, goes to the back driver's side door, opens it, takes out the chain
gun and ammo pack and closes the back door.  Till runs towards a cluster of at least
twelve assorted creatures.  He exhales a huge blast of flame upon all of them,
incinerating them all.  Till grabs an advancing creature by the neck and quickly turns his
hand, breaking the creature's neck.  Nastica unleashes the last of her chain gun rounds
upon a building that has monsters coming out of it at an exponential rate.  She tears
through all of them and a good portion of the building before finally running out of
ammo, where the barrel of the gun is left spinning for a few moments before finally
stopping.  Another demon runs at Till with its arms outstretched.  Till puts his hand out
and grabs the demon's fist and begins to crush the demon's hand.  The demon howls in
pain and throws its other arm at Till in the form of a punch.  Till grabs that hand with his
own free hand and bends the demon's arm backwards, causing the demon's arm bone to
snap and stick through its skin, followed by a spurt of blood.  Till lets go of its arms and
brings his own arms up above his head, both clasped together at his hands.  Till slams his
fists down on the demon's head causing it to quickly slam into the ground.  Till looks
down at the writhing creature.

TILL:
Bitch.

A vampire jumps on Till from behind.  Till flips the vampire over himself and onto the
ground, where he breathes fire onto the unsuspecting vampire.  A zombie approaches
Nastica.  She swings the chain gun up into the air in a circle, getting the empty bullet
strip around the zombie's neck.  She quickly jerks the chain gun in her direction,
decapitating the zombie.  The zombie's body falls to the ground. 

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Meanwhile Antoine is looking at the action from the back window of Rotor's overturned
car.  A death knight (just like a normal knight, but bloody and a skull for a head which is
under its helmet) looks at the car and sees Antoine inside.

ANTOINE:
Shit!

The knight jumps at the car and lands on the opposite side of the car as Antoine.  The
knight begins pushing on the side of the car, trying to shake Antoine out.  Antoine holds
onto the seats as the car is being shaken.  Antoine forces the door on his side open and...

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

 ...crawls out.  The Mononecrocon falls out of the car as the door opens.  Antoine runs
away down the street with the knight following him.  Suddenly and imp leaps out of a
small alleyway in front of Antoine. 

ANTOINE:
AAAAAAH!

Antoine turns around to run away from the imp, but sees the knight there.  He turns back
around to run the other way again, but the death knight jams his sword up Antoine's ass
before Antoine can get out of the knight's reach.  Antoine gives a short yell and has a
surprised, almost happy, expression on his face.  The knight quickly pulls up, slicing
Antoine vertically in half.  His two halves fall over on the ground.  Close up shot of the
knight's face.

ROTOR:
(heard while camera is focused on the knight's face) Bitch.

The knight turns.  Rotor shoves his gun barrel into the knight's eyehole and fires.  Bone
fragments shoot out of the eyehole and the knight falls over dead.  Rotor then shoots the
imp in the head which happens to kill it dead.  Rotor goes back over to the others.  Till
breathes fire on the last wave of monsters that are currently approaching.  He gets them
all.  They all then gather in a circle. 

SONIC:
It looks like we finally got them all.  Great work everybody.

A zombie pops up behind Sally and makes a groaning noise.  Without looking she points
her Desert Eagle over her shoulder and fires, taking the zombie's head off.  She puts her
arm back down and acts as if nothing happened. 

ROTOR:
Yo, let's turn my car back over and get the fuck outta here.

TILL:
I guess we'll meet you guys back at the base.  There's some extra room in Nastica's car,
if anyone wants to come with us.

KNUCKLES:
Nah, we're straight.  We can probably fit back in here once we get it back upright.

TILL:
Alright, see ya.

Till and Nastica go off to their car, get in, start it up, and drive away.  Sonic and friends
go over to Rotor's car and get on the left side of it.  Knuckles closes the open door.

ROTOR:
Okay on the count of...aw fuck it, just push on it really fuckin' hard.

They all push on the side of the car and the car then rights itself.  Rotor opens the
driver's side door and gets in. 

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

ROTOR:
(insincere tone) Oh yeah, Antoine's dead.  Tragic, huh?

KNCUKLES:
(passive voice) I don't fuckin' give a shit.

Sonic gets into the passenger side, Tails gets into the right side, Sally sits in the middle,
and Knuckles prepares to get into the left side but looks at the ground and stops. 

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Knuckles sees the Mononecrocon on the ground. 

KNUCKLES:
(picking up the Mononecrocon) Dude, we almost forgot this.

EXT    TOP OF INDISTINCT BUILDING    CITY   EVENING

Volchair stands atop the small eight-story building.  He is looking down at Sonic and
friends.  He sees that Knuckles has the Mononecrocon.

VOLCHAIR:
(enlightened expression) The Mononecrocon!  Of course!  I could find a spell for my
power within its pages.

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Volchair's loud evil laugh is heard from the distance.  They (Sonic and friends) all look
behind them in the direction from which the laughter came.  Volchair is seen atop a small
eight-story building looking down upon Sonic and friends. 

KNCUKLES:
Who the hell is this guy?

VOLCHAIR:
(points at Rotor) You...

ROTOR:
(looking at Volchair through his back window) The fuck is this happy horse shit?

VOLCHAIR:
Give me the Mononecrocon.

Knuckles looks down at the book and then back up at Volchair.  Knuckles quickly darts
into the car and closes the door.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

KNCUKLES:
Go!

ROTOR:
(looking back) Hey, where the hell did he go?

KNCUKLES:
(quickly looks back) Huh?

Volchair is gone.

KNUCKLES:
He's pullin' some kind of shit, let's just go, man.

Rotor puts his hand on the keys, which are in the ignition.  He prepares to turn the key
but stops when a faint stomp is heard. 

ROTOR:
(concerned but calm voice) You hearin' dis shit?

Faint rhythmic stomping is heard. 

SALLY:
What the shit is that?

The noise grows louder and suddenly...

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

... a cyber demon rips through a patch of buildings to the left of Rotor's car.  It looks at
the car and roars loudly.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

SONIC:
(looking at demon through window, panic stricken voice) Oh shit, oh shit, fuckin' go,
fuckin' go!

Rotor turns the key and slams his foot down on the gas pedal.  They speed away, peeling
out in the process.  The cyber demon follows the car at a speed that is...just plain wrong
for a creature of such stature.  Its speed is mainly due to its gigantic steps.  It quickly gets
within fifteen feet of Rotor's car. 

TAILS:
(amazed voice, looking through back window) Shit he's fast!

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

The demon raises its rocket launcher arm and fires a rocket at the car.

ROTOR:
(sharply swerves to the right) Shit!

The rocket collides with the ground a few yards to the left of Rotor's car, exploding and
shattering the ground.  They turn a corner and the cyber demon follows close behind.  It
fires another rocket.  The rocket goes too high and soars over the top of the car,
skimming the room slightly as is passes.  The rocket connects with a telephone pole not
too far ahead.  The pole begins falling in the direction of the street.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

TAILS:
(panicky voice) Must go faster, must go faster!

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

They speed past the telephone pole a split second before it falls onto the street.  The cyber
demon leaps over the pole as it continues its pursuit of Rotor's car.  Rotor nears the big
bridge, but turns left instead of going straight, which is the direction the bridge is. 

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

SONIC:
What the hell are you doing?
 
ROTOR:
I got a plan, yo.

EXT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

The cyber demon shoots another rocket, which completely misses and heads straight into
the water, where it explodes and shoots up a shower of water.  Rotor comes to a much
older, smaller and weaker bridge.

INT   ROTOR'S CAR    BRIDGE    EVENING

ROTOR:
The old bridge here can't be supportin' that huge motherfucker.  I'm just fuckin' glad
they didn't tear it down yet.

In small letters at the bottom of the screen in parentheses it reads, "Nice back story,
Rotor!".  Rotor turns onto the bridge and begins driving down it.  The cyber demon
follows them onto the bridge.  The bridge begins to wobble and lose its structural
integrity as the cyber demon runs across it.  As the cyber demon reaches the first support
beam the bridge around the cyber demon collapses and the demon is cast into the water. 
The cyber demon sinks into the water completely out of sight.  The bridge continues to
sink into the water behind Sonic and friends.

KNUCKLES:
Come on Rotor, faster!

ROTOR:
(aggravated voice) Bitch, I can't go no faster!

They begin to near the other side.  The bridge continues to collapse behind their car. 
They drive onto the road just as the last piece of bridge is collapsing into the water. 
Rotor then slows the car down substantially and begins driving normally.  Everyone
breathes a sigh of relief. 

TAILS:
(spaced out voice) Whoa...that was intense.

SONIC:
No shit.

EXT    LATIFAH'S CAR    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Latifah pulls up to where Sonic and friends just killed the large group of hell spawn. 
They all get out of the car.  Latifah walks over towards the place where Antoine was
killed.

MELISSA:
(looking around at the death) Looks like they've been here.

TATUM:
Yeah.

LATIFAH:
Hey, come check this out.

Everyone walks over to where Latifah is and they look down at the remains of Antoine. 

MELISSA:
(undisturbed voice) Should I be feeling something right now?

TATUM:
(similar calm voice) You can go ahead, I'm not gonna.

LATIFAH:
(passive voice as well) Oh well, shit happens, let's get back.  Everyone's probably
heading back by now.

They all walk back to the car, get in, and drive away.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    EVENING

 Nastica's car is seen parked out front.  Rotor's car pulls up and everyone gets out and
heads inside.  Camera zooms in towards the bottom of the car.  A small pair of red eyes
appears from under the car.  A small demon drops down and runs off into the forest.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

SONIC:
Oh man, that was some crazy shit.

SALLY:
 Hell yeah.

They all sit down.  Nastica and Till are sitting together in a love seat that is placed to the
right of the couch.  Sonic sits on the left end of the couch, Sally in the center of the couch,
Rotor on the right end of the couch, Latifah in a chair to the left of Rotor, Tails sits in a
chair to the right of Sonic, and Knuckles sits in a chair to the left of Latifah.

SONIC:
(points at Till and Nastica's love seat) Where'd you get that?

TILL:
(looks at Sonic) Looted Bob's Discount Furniture.

SONIC:
Oh.

KNUCKLES:
Shit.

SONIC:
(turns to Knuckles) What?

KNUCKLES:
Antoine was the only one who had a job.  He worked out of his home office in his room
and we made him give us most of his money as rent.

SONIC:
Damn, you're right.

ROTOR:
We don't need money right now, what we need is a way to stop all this shit.

TAILS:
(turns to Rotor) Maybe there's something in that book about all this.

KNUCKLES:
(reaching into his coat) Oh yeah.

Knuckles takes the Mononecrocon from his coat and tosses it to Rotor.  Rotor opens the
book and glances at it for a few seconds. 

ROTOR:
Wow, this book is pretty fucked up.

TAILS:
What?  Besides the obvious.

ROTOR:
It's written in a language that is derived both from English and Latin.  So some of this
book is in English, some in Latin, and some in the hybrid of the two.  Damn, that's weird.

Rotor flips through the pages a little more, stopping to glance at a page periodically. 

ROTOR:
It looks like that the parts that are written in English are also written in Latin beneath the
English.  And I think the spells are the combination of both.  I'm not sure, but I think
that's the case here.

TAILS:
I thought that none of the Necronomicon was written in English.

KNUCKLES:
(looks at Tails) I don't think this is the Necronomicon.  That big red guy called it
something else, like the Mononecrocon, I think.

ROTOR:
(stands up with the book in hand) I don't know where the hell that guy might have gotten
it from in the first place, though.

SONIC:
He might have picked it up that time that Robotnik chased me through the ruins.  That's
where I picked up that scimitar.

ROTOR:
Yeah, it's a possibility.  I'm gonna go upstairs and read through this a little and then I'll
be comin' back down.

SONIC:
Okay.

Rotor heads upstairs. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATER EVENING   

Melissa, Tatum, and Latifah walk in the door.  Sonic turns to them.

SONIC:
Dude, we were worried about you guys.  It took long enough for you to get back.

KNUCKLES:
Where the hell were you?

TATUM:
We came back and saw what was going on from the News so we went back out into the
city to find you guys.

LATIFAH:
Where's Rotor?  Is he okay?

SONIC:
Yeah, he's fine, he's upstairs reading through the Mononecrocon.

TATUM:
That weird book?

SONIC:
Yeah.  There's some big devil guy in the city that apparently wants it for something.  It's
probably best that he doesn't get it.

MELISSA:
Yeah, I'd think so.

Melissa sits down where Rotor was, Latifah sits in a chair to the right of the love seat,
and Tatum sits on the floor next to Knuckles' chair.  A few seconds pass and nothing
happens. 

MELISSA:
So, what should we do until Rotor finishes reading?

TAILS:
(shrugs) I dunno.  Oh yeah, did you guys know that Antoine got killed?

TATUM:
(uncaring voice) Yup.  What's on TV?

SONIC:
(picks up remote) Let's see.

Sonic turns the TV on.  Akira is on a movie channel.

TATUM:
(stands up) I'm taking a shower.

KNUCKLES:
(stands up as well) I'm coming too.

They both head upstairs.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MORNING

Everyone is watching volume two of "La Blue Girl".  The case for the video lies atop the
TV.  Rotor comes back downstairs with the Mononecrocon in his hands. 

ROTOR:
Okay, I've read up on just about every important thing in this damn thing.

Sonic picks up the remote and stops the movie.  Rotor takes Antoine's old chair out of the
corner and puts it near the couch.  He sits down on it and opens the book.  Everyone else
gets up and gathers around Rotor. 

ROTOR:
(looking up at everyone) Okay, I'm gonna tell you what I've read here.  If you have any
questions stick 'em up yer ass, because I'm either gonna get to it or I don't know.  So
anyway, here goes.  That big red motherfucker is apparently the devil.  There's a passage
up in here that allows the devil to come up to the surface world.

Rotor flips to the page that has "resurrection" on it and where the tear in the page was. 

ROTOR:
It looks like someone was trying a resurrection and accidentally read this one here (Rotor
turns the page to where it says, "devil resurrection").  He can only be destroyed by the
purest form of energy.  But it doesn't tell you what the purest form of energy is, which
kinda leaves us in the dark a bit.  There's no way to send him back, either.  He has to be
killed.  And once he's dead he is completely erased from the plane of existence.  It says
in here that when beings die that are too powerful for Hell they are completely
vanquished.

SONIC:
So once he's dead he's never coming back?

ROTOR:
Yeah.

SONIC:
How'd he get down there in the first place if he's too powerful to go there?

ROTOR:
He was originally an angel in heaven, but became corrupt and was cast down from
heaven into hell.  That doesn't quite qualify as dying.

SONIC:
Oh.

ROTOR:
He feeds on the souls of the living here to regain his power, because he has none of his
inherent powers up in this world, except the soul swallowing thing, but whatever.  He
needs this book here because there are passages that give him all his strength back,
regardless of what realm he is in.  He has to read that spell under the cover of darkness
for some reason, but it doesn't say why.  It's not like it matters why; it just matters that it
is.  There's another spell that basically brings about the apocalypse.  First he has to raise
this thing called the "Tower of Darkness".  Then he has to go up to the top of the tower
and when the sun is at its highest point, which is probably noon, has to read a passage. 
Once he has done that the sun will burn out and the gateway to hell will open.  All of the
devil's army will then swarm the earth and claim it for their own.  The hell creatures
usually go into hiding during the daytime hours.  They can't normally be out in the sun
for a very long period of time, but with the sun gone they can come out whenever the hell
they please.  They apparently hate the sunlight because it is too reminiscent to the glow
of heaven, or something.  The survivors of earth will remain as slaves to the forces of
hell.  The only source of light will be from the fires of hell itself.  All forms of manmade
energy upon the earth with cease to function.  This basically means that electricity and
shit like that will stop flowing.

TAILS:
(spaced out voice) Damn...

ROTOR:
There's also a sort of servant thing he has.  It's like his henchman, or something.  It's
supposed to be almost as evil as the devil himself.  The only way it says to kill this thing
is by giving it a severe brain hemorrhage.

SONIC:
That's...awkward.

ROTOR:
Yeah, I guess.  Just shoot in the brain I guess.  Sounds easy enough.  There's also a thing
in here about gay vampires.

KNUCKLES:
 (bewildered expression) Excuse me?

ROTOR:
It says that if you're bitten by one of these you become a homosexual.  And a vampire.

TAILS:
Weird, man...

ROTOR:
The only way to kill it is by sunlight or a stake up its ass.

SONIC:
Is there anymore unusually strange shit in there?

ROTOR:
Well, there's a thing about how every one in a million people have this sort of
inner...pissed off dude, I guess.

SALLY:
Cool.

ROTOR:
There's also a guide on being a better necrophiliac, but I'm not touchin' that shit with a
fuckin' ten foot purple dildo.

SONIC:
Yeah, good call.

ROTOR:
(closes book and stands up with it) I'm gonna put this over here for now.

Rotor walks over to the TV and places the book on top of it.  He sees the "La Blue Girl"
case sitting on the TV.  He picks it up and examines it.  Everyone else sits back down. 
Rotor puts the case back down and pushes play on the VCR.  The scene where the chick
has a sword sticking into her cooch and another girl sitting on the handle of the sword
comes on.

ROTOR:
Whoa, hello!

SONIC:
Dude, maybe we should check out the gun shop and see if we can salvage anything there. 
We're running kinda low on ammo.

ROTOR:
(looks at Sonic) Yeah, B.

Everyone but Knuckles gets up and heads for the door.  Knuckles stares at the TV.

SALLY:
(turns to Knuckles) are you coming?

KNCUKLES:
Nah, I'll stay here.  Watch some hentai, get smashed...you know.

SALLY:
Yeah, I gotcha.

Everyone else goes...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MORNING

... out the door and take the same cars they did before.  They all drive away. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MORNING

Knuckles gets up and goes into the kitchen.  He takes two twelve packs of Mike's Hard
Lemonade from the fridge and goes back to the couch and sits down.  He places the two
six packs next to himself on the couch. 

KNCUKLES:
Time ta sit back, get drunk, and watch some porn.

Knuckles takes a bottle and opens it where he then starts to drink it.

EXT    CITY STREETS    MORNING

Volchair stands in the streets in the city.  The little demon that crawled out from under
Rotor's car scurries up to Volchair.  Volchair gives an evil chuckle.

VOLCHAIR:
Lead me to them.

The little demon scurries back and Volchair follows. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    GUN STORE    MORNING

Sonic and friends arrive at the gun store, which is half destroyed.  They get out of their
cars and go inside.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MORNING

Six empty bottles of alcohol lay on the floor.  Knuckles takes another from the other six
pack, opens it and begins drinking. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    GUN STORE    MORNING

Sonic and friends come out of the store with guns and ammo in their hands.  Rotor has
9mm clips and a small box of hand grenades.  Sonic has a grenade launcher and a belt of
grenades in his hands.  Melissa has two standard automatic pistols and a few clips for
them.  Latifah has an uzi and some clips.  Till has a belt of ammo for a chain gun. 
Nastica has an assault rifle.  Tatum has a revolver and a box of bullets.  Sally has four
pistols and clips. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MORNING

All twelve bottles of Mike's are scattered about the floor, empty.  Knuckles is now laying
down face-up, passed out on the couch.  Sonic and friends arrive back at the base and
dump off all their weapons and stuff on the floor. 

SONIC:
(without looking at Knuckles) We'll be back again, we're gonna go raid the liquor store.

They all rush out again and are heard driving off. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    HALF HOUR LATER

Knuckles is still passed out on the couch.  Suddenly the front door smashes apart and
Volchair is seen standing in the doorway.  The little demon thingy sits at his feet. 

VOLCHAIR:
Get me the book!

The little demon thingy runs into the base and leaps atop the TV.  It takes the
Mononecrocon from it and runs back to Volchair with it.  Volchair leans over and takes
the book. 

VOLCHAIR:
(looking at book, chuckles evilly) Yessss.

Volchair turns around and walks away. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    FEW MINUTES LATER

LATIFAH:
(heard from outside) What the fuck?!

Sonic and friends come inside and see that Knuckles is still passed out. 

TAILS:
(looking at Knuckles) Hey Knuckles, what the hell happened?

Knuckles doesn't move. 

TAILS:
Knuckles...

Knuckles rolls off the couch and onto the floor.

TAILS:
Shit.

ROTOR:
Yo, I think that bitch came here lookin' for his book.

SONIC:
(looks at the top of the TV and sees that the book is gone) Fuckin' shit, he did.

TAILS:
If that dude does all that shit that you said he would then we're all fucked to shit.

MELISSA:
This is the suckiest fucking bullshit, what the hell are we gonna do?

SALLY:
Well, if we're gonna try and stop him we have to get ready to leave before sunset.  That's
when he'll probably read the spell that gives him all his power back.

SONIC:
Yeah, but the problem is that we don't know where to find him when he does.

ROTOR:
There was one more thing about that spell.  He will most likely try to get to the highest
possible formation available to him at the time.  The book never explained it much, it just
said that it was an impulse that all evil beings will try to get as close as possible to the
thing they hate the most.  That being heaven, the place where he was cast out of.  So
when he reads the spell so close to there it is like defiance to Heaven, or some shit.  He
probably won't go to great lengths to find a really high point; he'll probably just try and
find the highest building in the city.  Until he raises the Tower of Darkness the tallest
piece of shit in this city is the ILGC building.

TATUM:
Why doesn't he just raise the Tower of Darkness now?

ROTOR:
He has to be back at full strength before he can cast that spell.  Certain spells can only be
cast by beings of great power, or something.

LATIFAH:
Didn't you say a badnik used the book before?

ROTOR:
(looking at Latifah with a bewildered expression)...No, I actually didn't.

LATIFAH:
Well, someone told me that.

ROTOR:
No, no one told you that, you're just paranoid.  Besides, I said that certain spells can only
be cast by powerful beings, you ass bag.

LATIFAH:
Whatever.

SONIC:
Well, we just raided the weapon store, we should have a descent amount of ammo for
tonight.  But right now we should just calm ourselves and find something to relax us.  I
know that it may sound fruity at a time like this, but we should save most of our energy
for tonight.  We're most likely gonna need it.  So let's all just sit down and chill.  Okay?

Everyone sits down in their normal chairs, whatever they may be, and say nothing for a
moment.  Sonic gets up. 

SONIC:
Hey, everyone come help me with the booze.

Everyone stands up (except Knuckles, who is still passed out) and runs towards the door. 

NASTICA:
Booze booze booze!

In a few seconds Nastica comes in holding a gallon of vodka in one hand and a gallon of
Bicardi in the other.  Sonic comes in with two six packs of Smirnoff Ice in one hand and
two six packs of Sublime in the other.  Tails comes in with three six packs of Corona
Extra cradled in his arms.  The people who have already come in start heading to the
kitchen.  Till comes in with two one-liter bottles of Blackberry Brandy in one hand and a
gallon of Southern Comfort in the other hand.  He heads towards the kitchen.  Tatum
walks in with a two-liter bottle of rum in one hand and a one-liter bottle of Tequila in the
other.  She goes into the kitchen.  Rotor comes in with four six packs of Mike's Hard
Lemonade, two in each hand.  He also goes into the kitchen.  Sally walks in with two one-
liter bottles of Peppermint schnapps in one hand and a forty.  She proceeds into the
kitchen.  Melissa walks in with a milk crate full of one-liter bottles of assorted liquor. 
She heads on into the kitchen.  Latifah comes in with a gallon of whiskey and walks on
into the kitchen.  Everyone from the kitchen walks back out into the living room.

SALLY:
I think we're set on booze for a while.

Cuts to a shot of the kitchen where it shows booze bottles piled up next to the fridge. 

Cuts back to the living room.  Sonic and friends all sit down in their original places. 
Knuckles gets up off the floor. 

KNUCKLES:
(weary voice) Oh shit, what happened?

TAILS:
(looks at Knuckles) the devil came and took the Necro...nomi...the book while your ass
was passed out.

KNUCKLES:
(wasted voice) Fuck, man.

TAILS:
It's probably better that you weren't awake, because he probably would've killed you if
you were trying to stop him.  The book would have been taken either way.

KNUCKLES:
(same wasted voice) True, true.

Knuckles lifts himself up into a sitting position on the floor.

KNUCKLES:
 (same wasted voice, and continues to be until stated otherwise) So are what we do all
shit this gonna about?

Everyone looks at Knuckles with a confused expression.

KNUCKLES:
Was I...spurring my sleech?

SONIC:
Just a little.

KNUCKLES:
 Oh.  So are what we...shit...about it?

SONIC:
If you're trying to ask me what I think you are we're just gonna stay here until a few
hours before sunset and then we're gonna go looking for Satan.

KNUCKLES:
Ohhhhhh...

Knuckles falls backwards in his sitting position and bumps his head on the couch as he
does.

KNUCKLES:
Aggggghhh!

Knuckles is then silent.  Everyone else is edgy and moving around in their seats. 

TAILS:
(edgy voice) It's hard to relax in a situation like this, dammit.

SONIC:
(picks up clicker) Let's watch some TV, maybe that'll help.

Sonic turns the VCR off with the remote and changes the channel.  "Ren and Stimpy" is
on.  They all begin watching it. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Knuckles is now sitting up against the couch, less drunk now.  Knuckles has a very edgy
expression on his face.  He suddenly stands up.

KNUCKLES:
(not wasted voice anymore) I can't stand it!  I can't relax!  I don't wanna drink anymore
because I don't wanna get too fucked up to fight tonight!  I sober up really slowly!  What
do I do?!

Tatum stands up and walks over to Knuckles. 

TATUM:
(facing Knuckles) Here, look at this, maybe you'll feel relaxed.

Tatum lifts up her skirt in Knuckles' face.  Knuckles simply stares.

KNUCKLES:
Whoa...commando.  But that just does the opposite of relaxing me.  (speaks in the
manner of a German dictator minus the accent) We must have sex.  NOW!

Knuckles grabs Tatum by her arm and drags her over to the exercise room.  Tails looks
at Melissa.

TAILS:
Why don't you ever go commando, Melissa?

MELISSA:
Who says I don't?

Tails pauses a moment.  He then gets up and walks up to Melissa.  He leans down and
lifts her skirt up. 

TAILS:
Very nice...

Tails stands up and grabs Melissa's arm.

MELISSA:
C'mon, babe, we gotta go.

Tails pulls Melissa with him to behind the couch.

MELISSA:
(heard from behind the couch) Why here?

TAILS:
(also heard from behind the couch) It takes too much time to go somewhere else.  Now
let's go!

Articles of Tails' and Melissa's clothing begin flying out from behind the couch. 
Everyone else is watching "That 70's Show" on TV.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATER MID-AFTERNOON

Everyone is in the living room, dressed. 

SONIC:
We should probably get ready to go soon.

Suddenly an imp runs into the house through the hole where the front door once was. 

TATUM:
(stands up) Holy shit!

Till quickly stands up, pulls out a pistol and empties his pistol clip into the monster.  The
imp falls dead on the floor, all bloody and full of bullet holes.

TILL:
Damn, what the hell was that all about?

SONIC:
Now that Satan knows we're here he'll probably be sending all sorts of evil shit our way.

ROTOR:
Yeah, but we killed a good amount of his butt boys.

SONIC:
But if he gets all his power back he can raise thousands more of those things.  And if he
gets the gates of hell open we're really screwed.  We really need to get going.

TAILS:
Yeah.

SALLY:
We'll just need a little while to get our shit together.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATE AFTERNOON

Tails puts his .357 magnum in his side coat pocket.  He puts the H & K P95 in his pants
pocket.  He puts a box of bullets in his inner coat pocket.  Sally has her Desert Eagle in
her under arm shoulder holster.  She takes two of the four pistols she took and puts one in
each of her side pockets.  Sonic has his Remmington in a leg holster.  He puts a box of
shells in his jacket.  He also has a belt with grenades all the way around.  Melissa has
two daggers in her left hand and the scimitar in the other.  She puts one dagger in her left
boot and the other dagger in her right boot.  She puts the scimitar into her coat.  Tatum
has a belt of grenade gun grenades diagonally across her chest and a grenade gun in her
hand.  She takes the gun and puts it on a strap on her back.  Nastica holds an assault rifle
with a strap connected to the top of the gun.  She fits the strap over her shoulder and the
gun is now on her back.  She also stuffs a few ammo clips into her pockets.  Rotor takes
his pistols and clips and puts them into his pockets.  Knuckles puts grenade clips on his
right coat side and his M-16 with a sniper scope mounted on the top in the left side of his
coat.  Till straps Nastica's chain gun to his shoulder in a way that it hangs over his back. 

SONIC:
Okay, let's go.

They all walk...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LATE AFTERNOON

... outside and into the cars.  The dudes get in Rotor's car and the chicks get into
Latifah's car.  They start their cars and drive away. 

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    EN ROUTE TO CITY    LATE AFTERNOON

Rotor is driving, Sonic in passenger seat, Tails in back left, Knuckles in middle and Till
on the right.  "Eyeless" by Slipknot is playing on the radio.

SONIC:
This song rules, man.

TAILS:
 Yeah.

ROTOR:
 (yells) Holy shit!

Rotor slams his foot down on the brake, screeching to a halt.  A bull demon stands in
front of the car, preparing to charge.  Rotor quickly rolls down his window and sticks his
body halfway out the window with his pistols in his hands.  He empties both clips on into
the charging demon.  The demon collapses, gushing blood.

TAILS:
Shit.  You smoked his ass.

Rotor pulls himself back inside the car, puts his guns away and resumes driving.

EXT    TOWN CENTER    LATE AFTERNOON

Latifah and Rotor drive into the middle of a desolate intersection and stop the cars. 
Everyone gets out of the cars and meets each other in a large group. 

LATIFAH:
Who knows the fastest way to the ILGC building from here?

ROTOR:
I do.  So just follow me there and we'll wait him out at the building.

TATUM:
What are we gonna do when he shows up?

ROTOR:
I'll figure that out when the time comes. 

They all return to the same cars from which they came.  Rotor drives off down the center
road and Latifah follows him in her car.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    CITY STREETS    LATE AFTERNOON

KNUCKLES:
Are you sure he's gonna go to the ILGC building?

ROTOR:
Hey, it's the only shot we got.  I fuckin' told you that he wants to get to the highest place
in the city to read the spell.

KNUCKLES:
Why?
 
ROTOR:
I already told you, B.  He wants to defy God, or some shit like that.

KNUCKLES:
Why?

ROTOR:
Because he's the fuckin' devil!  Satan doesn't like God, you retard!

KNUCKLES:
Why?

ROTOR:
 I'm 'bout ta put a cap in yo ass if you don't shut the fuck up.

There is silence for a few seconds.

KNUCKLES:
Why?

EXT    ILGC BUILDING    LATE AFTERNOON

Both cars arrive at the ILGC building.  It is a gigantic office building.  They all get out of
their cars.  They gather together and gaze up at the building. 

SALLY:
Well, let's climb this fucker.

They all go into the front doors and begin to climb up the stairs. 

INT   ILGC BUILDING ROOF    LATE AFTERNOON

Everyone is going up the stairs.  They come to a small green door.  Rotor opens it and
they all walk out...

EXT    ILGC BUILDING ROOF    LATE AFTERNOON

...onto the rooftop. 

SONIC:
Now we just wait for him to show up, I guess.

They all sit down, leaning against the wall on which the door is.  Till pulls a six pack of
beer from his coat.  Tails looks at him.

TAILS:
Damn, you have everything in that coat.

Till takes a beer and tosses it to Tails who reaches out with one hand and catches it.  Till
takes out one for himself and opens it. 

TILL:
(looks around) Anyone else want one?

No answer.

TILL:
Oh well, more for me.

Till begins to drink his beer.

EXT    ILGC BUILDING ROOF    EVENING

The last bit of sunlight is now vanishing over the horizon.  Sonic and Sally are leaning
against each other, asleep.  Tails is face down on the ground, also asleep.  Everyone else
is just sitting there, fighting off sleep.  Volchair's laugh is heard from close by. 

NASTICA:
(stands up) Shit, he's here!

KNUCKLES:
(stands up) That's what we want to happen, right?

NASTICA:
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that I have to like it.

Sonic and Sally wake up. 

SONIC:
What's going on?

TILL:
The devil's here.

Sonic turns and wakes up Tails.

SONIC:
 Dude, wake the fuck up, he's here!

Tails stands up.  Everyone else also stands up.  They all look around.

TATUM:
Where the hell is he?

Volchair smashes down onto the rooftop from the air, landing behind Sonic and friends. 
They all turn and see him at the opposite end of the building in a crouching position with
a set of huge demon wings protruding from his back.  He retracts his wings under his
cape as he stands up.  The Mononecrocon is seen in his left hand.  Sonic and friends aim
their guns at Volchair.

ROTOR:
Give us the book homes and we won't shoot you.

Volchair laughs at them.

ROTOR:
Okay, fire!

Everyone opens fire for about ten seconds and then stops firing.  They see that Volchair
is completely unharmed.  Volchair tosses his head back and laughs.

TAILS:
 Shit!

KNUCKLES:
Okay then, I'm guessing that gunfire is not the purest form of energy.

SONIC:
We'll stop you yet, Satan!

Volchair looks at them.

VOLCHAIR:
Satan?  That weakling?

Sonic and friends look at each other with confused expressions.

SONIC:
 What the hell do you mean?

VOLCHAIR:
Fools,  I am the Lord Volchair!

SONIC:
Then what the hell happened to Satan?

VOLCHAIR:
When I was cast out of heaven and into hell I came to know Satan.  I challenged him. 
But he was too weak to stand up against my power.  I destroyed him easily.  I then
assumed his position as the devil, as you call it.

SONIC:
(looks at the others) Okay, we're fucked now.

VOLCHAIR:
 (looking at Sonic and friends) I'll deal with you later.  I have more important matters at
hand right now.

Volchair turns around and looks through the book. 

SONIC:
Not if I have anything to say about it!

Sonic prepares to run at Volchair.  A high pitched screech is heard.  Sonic stops and
looks in the direction of the noise.  Everyone else (excluding Volchair) look up as well. 
About two dozen of the insect demons that Till and Nastica fought earlier are swarming
towards Sonic and friends. 

TILL:
Not these bastards again.

Tatum loads a grenade into her grenade gun and fires at the oncoming demon cluster. 
The grenade hits dead center of the swarm, splattering seven of them.  Latifah pulls out
her uzi and spray fires the group of demons.  She nails six of them, causing them to fall to
the ground below.  Volchair raises his head to the sky and holds the Mononecrocon open
with one hand.  Sonic points his shotgun at a demon and fires, splattering its chest apart. 
Sonic pops open the chamber and lets the two empty shells pop out.  He reaches into his
coat and pulls out two more shells.    Sally drops five more demons with her pistols.  Tails
takes to the air.  He flies up behind a demon and lands on its back.  He quickly puts his
magnum to the back of the creature's head and fires.  A large hole is blown into the
creature's head and the body falls to the ground.  Tails flies away from the falling corpse. 
Volchair prepares to read the passage.

VOLCHAIR:
Ud tsah hcim rey ammam hctib gab rehtomrekcuf.  Pu ruoy ssa htiw nekcorb ssalg! 
KCUS YM KCID!

Rotor kills the last demon with his pistols.  He reloads.  The earth begins to shake
violently.  Sonic and friends look around.

TAILS:
What the hell is going on?!
 
ROTOR:
He read from the fuckin' book, yo!

Volchair is seen with both of his arms raised into the air, with the Mononecrocon in one
hand. 

VOLCHAIR:
(loud commanding voice) ARISE!
 
There is a giant flash of green electricity seen from behind a cluster of buildings.  It
clears in a moment.  Suddenly huge waves of monsters begin running out from behind the
buildings.  It is a large amount of just about every kind of hell spawn there is.
ROTOR:
(staring blankly down at the street) We...are completely...fucked.

SONIC:
Come on!  Let's get the hell outta here!

They all follow Sonic down the stairs of the roof.

EXT    ILGC BUILDING    EVENING

Sonic and friends emerge from the doors and stand briefly as they watch the monsters
tear the city apart.  Sonic deeply inhales, then exhales.

SONIC:
Okay guys...it's time to go kick some ass.  The best of luck to you all.  Let's go!

They all scatter in different directions.

EXT    CITY STREETS    KNUCKLES    EVENING

Knuckles spray fires a group of seven zombies, taking them all down.  He stops to reload. 
A vampire swoops down a few feet in front of Knuckles.  Knuckles looks up and steps
back.

VAMPIRE:
 I vant to suck your dick.

Knuckles pauses for a moment and looks up at the vampire with a bewildered expression
on his face.

VAMPIRE:
(correcting himself) I vant to suck your blood.

Knuckles slaps a magazine into his M-16 and empties half of it into the vampire's chest. 

VAMPIRE:
(does the gay hand thingy, stereotypical gay voice) Oh silly, that can't hurt me.

KNUCKLES:
(frightened expression and voice) Oh my God!

Knuckles begins to walk backwards.  He backs up towards a wall of a store and bumps
into it.  With his hand Knuckles rips off a piece of the wooden doorframe.  The chunk of
wood Knuckles ripped off has a sharp end to it.  The vampire advances.  Knuckles jams
his fists into the wall and climbs up the wall a few feet above the vampire's head. 
Knuckles releases the wall, backflips, and lands facing the back of the vampire.  Knuckles
quickly shoves the sharp object up the vampire's ass.  The vampire falls down face-first
and disintegrates. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    TILL    EVENING

Till roasts an oncoming two-legged werewolf.  The werewolf howls and collapses, still
burning. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    TAILS    EVENING

Tails shoots a zombie in the head with his magnum.  He hears a growl.  Tails turns and
sees a werewolf with no legs in a wheelchair.

TAILS:
(looking at the werewolf with a confused expression) What the fuck?

The werewolf puts its hands on the wheels of the chair and then snaps them forward,
propelling the werewolf towards Tails at a very surprising speed.  It snaps its jaws as it
zooms towards Tails.

TAILS:
(jumps out of the way just in time) Oh shit!

The werewolf screeches to a halt a few feet behind Tails.  The werewolf turns around and
sees Tails pointing a magnum at its head.  Tails pulls the trigger and blows up a large
portion of the werewolf's head.

EXT    CITY STREETS    SONIC    EVENING

Sonic walks backwards, away from a swarm of twelve imps.  Sonic fires his shotgun into
the swarm and takes out two of them.  He pulls a grenade from his belt, pulls the pin, and
throws it into the center of the swarm.  It explodes, killing all but one.  Sonic proceeds to
load his Remmington as he continues to walk backwards from the imp.  Sonic bumps into
a doorframe of a store.  Sonic enters the store and goes towards the counter.  Sonic
jumps behind the counter and disappears from sight for a few seconds.  He then pops
back up with a chainsaw in his right hand.  He pulls the string and the chainsaw turns on
and revs up.  Sonic charges the imp and swings his arm with the chainsaw in a circle,
decapitating the imp.  Sonic puts the shotgun into his leg holster.

SONIC:
(looking at chainsaw) Nothin' like a chainsaw to do some wet work.

EXT    CITY STREETS    NASTICA    EVENING

Nastica shoots down a bull demon running at her.  She then turns around and sees a
MINION OF LESHRAC (a smaller version) standing not too far behind.

NASTICA:
 Oh shit, he looks bad.

The demon roars and advances on Nastica.  She empties the rest of her clip into the
demon, but the Minion of Leshrac is unaffected. 

NASTICA:
Son of a bitch!

Nastica turns and runs towards the fire escape of a building.  She begins to ascend it
rapidly.  The Minion follows. 

EXT    SKY    TILL    EVENING

Till is flying through the air.  A LORD OF THE PIT (a smaller version) flies up from
behind a building a few yards in front of Till. 

TILL:
(looking at demon) Who the hell's this asshole?

The demon advances on Till.  Till exhales a large amount of fire upon the beast.  The
Lord of the Pit glides straight through Till's flames, unaffected.

TILL:
Oh dammit.

Till starts to turn in the other direction but stops. 

TILL:
Wait a minute, why am I running away?

Till turns back to the demon, who is now not too far away from Till.  Till looks down and
sees a rooftop not too far below.  Till drops down onto it.  The Lord of the Pit follows. 
They are now facing each other on opposite ends of the roof.  Till advances on the
demon, as does the demon on Till.  They meet in the center, not too far apart and Till
takes a swing at the demon without warning.  His blow connects to the demon's head,
tilting it sharply to the side.  The demon recovers and takes a swing at Till, which Till
ducks under.  Till reaches up and grabs the demon's outstretched arm, then its chest, and
tosses the demon over his head.  The demon slams onto the roof and quickly gets back up. 
The demon charges at Till.  Right before the demon reaches him it jumps into the air and
over Till's head.  Before Till can turn around the demon lands behind Till and grabs him. 
The demon lifts Till over his head and slams him onto the roof.  Till moans and stands up
in time to see the demon swing at him.  The blow connects with Till's head, knocking him
over.  Till gets up again, dodges another punch from the demon, and then digs his claws
into the demon's chest.  The demon howls and Till jams his other hand into the demon's
chest cavity.  Till pulls his hands apart, ripping open the chest of the demon.  The Lord of
the Pit continues howling in pain.  Till plunges his hand into the demon's chest and rips
out its heart.  The demon gives one last howl and then falls over backwards, dead.  Till
tosses the heart off the roof. 

EXT    BUILDING ROOFTOPS    NASTICA    EVENING

Nastica runs across a rooftop with the Minion of Leshrac not far behind.  Nastica
reaches the edge of the roof she is currently on and leaps into the air.  She lands on the
next building and rolls back into a running position.  The Minion of Leshrac follows her
to that building as well.  Nastica sees that there are metal chairs set up on the roof of the
next building, along with a metal table and a pool near the chairs.  She reaches the edge
of her current building and leaps to the next one.  She lunges for a chair and picks it up. 
She stands up and sees the Minion of Leshrac preparing to leap across the building.  She
quickly chucks the chair at the demon while it is in mid air halfway across the gap
between the two buildings.  The chair hits the demon, causing it to lose momentum,
resulting in the Minion of Leshrac falling.  Nastica runs over to the edge and looks down. 
The Minion of Leshrac lands on a pickup truck that was near the building.  Nastica sees
that the creature is still alive.  She quickly runs over to the metal table and begins to drab
it over to the edge of the building.  She reaches the edge and shoves the table off.  It flies
down at the demon and smashes into it, splattering blood everywhere on the streets
below.

EXT    CITY STREETS    MELISSA    EVENING

Melissa walks down a street.  She has her scimitar in her hand, prepared for anything
that attacks.  Suddenly a pack of vampire hounds bound around a street corner, barking
all the way.  There are eight of them and they are all heading towards Melissa.  Melissa
goes into a fighting stance with her scimitar in hand raised above her head.  Melissa
slices at the first hound that gets within striking distance, slashing its head off.  The next
hound leaps in the air at her.  She sticks her scimitar straight up into the air, which the
hound becomes impaled upon.  Melissa then throws it at the remaining six hounds.  She
takes both daggers out of her boots, prepared in case the scimitar misses one of them. 
The scimitar dances around the pack of hounds.  The hounds turn their attention away
from Melissa and towards the scimitar.  The scimitar slices through the head of one of
the hounds and flings it off, where in turn the corpse of the dog smacks into a nearby
building.  It swoops around and cuts a hound that as jumping through the air in half. 
Two of the remaining three dogs jump in the air at the sword.  The scimitar goes under
one and slices against its stomach, spilling the dog's insides out.  The dog plops onto the
ground in a pool of blood.  The next dog that leaped at the scimitar is impaled and flung
against a building.  The last remaining dog dashes at Melissa.  She readies her two
daggers as the dog approaches.  As the dog gets within less than a yard of Melissa she
begins to slice in a downward direction, but the dog leaps into the air before the daggers
hit it and tackles Melissa to the ground, sending her daggers flying out of her hands.  The
dog has its paws on her chest and is about to reach down and bite her jugular when the
scimitar soars up from behind and stabs through the dog's neck.  The scimitar pulls up,
cutting the hound's head vertically in half.  Melissa pushes the dog off of herself and
stands up. 

MELISSA:
(dazed voice) Shit, that could've sucked.

She takes her scimitar out of the hound and goes to get her daggers.  She takes them and
puts one in each boot like before. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    KNUCKLES    EVENING

A zombie advances on Knuckles.  Knuckles raises his M-16 at it.  The zombie quickly
smacks it out of his hands and Knuckles jumps back in surprise.  Knuckles turns his head
and sees a "No Parking" sign on the side of the street.  He rips it out of the ground and
turns towards the zombie that is heading towards him.

KNUCKLES:
No (hits zombie) fucking (hits zombie) parking! (hits zombie again, knocking its head
off)

Knuckles drops the sign.  Knuckles walks over to his M-16 and picks it back up. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    MELISSA    EVENING

Melissa is grabbed by her shoulders from behind by a vampire.  Melissa reaches down
and pulls a dagger from her boot and elbows the vampire in the stomach.  The vampire's
grip is slightly loosened, enough for Melissa to break free.  She turns around and knifes
the vampire in the heart.  She turns back around, pulls out her scimitar, and throws it at
an oncoming bull demon, imp, four-legged werewolf, and two zombies.  The vampire that
was stabbed disintegrates and Melissa pulls her dagger from the pile of ashes that was
once a vampire and puts the dagger back into her boot.  The dancing scimitar cuts off the
werewolf's head and then stabs through the bull demon's mouth.  It then rises up, slicing
its head vertically in half.  It then spins towards the imp.  It jams into the imp's chest and
continues spinning.  Soon it goes entirely through the chest of the imp and out the other
side.  It swings around and cuts both zombies' heads off and then returns to Melissa's
hand.

EXT    CITY STREETS    TATUM    EVENING

Tatum fires a grenade at a vampire's chest.  The grenade connects and blows the
vampire apart.

EXT    CITY STEETS    NASTICA    EVENING

Nastica mows down a crowd of imps coming at her.  She changes clips and quickly rolls
under the legs of a two-legged werewolf and stands up behind it, blasting the werewolf in
the back of the head.

EXT    CITY STREETS    TAILS    EVENING

A bull demon advances on Tails.  Tails takes to the air.  The demon looks up at him and
roars.  Tails swoops behind a building.  The demon stares at the area that Tails
disappeared to.  Suddenly Tails flies at a high speed from behind the demon.  He collides
into it, causing it to fall over.  Tails lands, pulls out his magnum, and shoots the demon in
the back of the head.

EXT    CITY STREETS    SONIC AND KNUCKLES    EVENING

Knuckles runs up to Sonic.

KNUCKLES:
Dude this sucks!

SONIC:
I know, they just keep-

A familiar rhythmic stomping is heard.

KNUCKLES:
 (looks around) Fuckin' Roseanne Barr, or somethin'?

The cyber demon, twisted and ravaged, stomps around the corner at the end of the street
and roars.

KNUCKLES:
I thought he was dead.

SONIC:
He fuckin' looks dead, man.
 
They both run behind a building as the cyber demon slowly advances on them.  Knuckles
readies his M-16.  Knuckles then jumps out, preparing to fire.

KNUCKLES:
DIE!

The cyber demon collapses facedown, shaking the earth as it lands.  Knuckles lowers his
weapon.  

KNUCKLES:
 (looks at Sonic) So they...die on command now?

EXT    CITY STREETS    SALLY    EVENING

Sally is being approached by three zombies.  She takes one of her pistols shoots all of
them in the head.  Another zombie advances on her.  She points her pistols at it and pulls
the triggers.  The guns give off two empty clicks. 

SALLY: Shit.

She reaches for her Desert Eagle.  The zombie grabs Sally's shoulders.  She turns
around, grabs the zombie's head with one hand, and kicks the zombie in the chest
causing the body to fly back, and the head to remain in Sally's hand.  She drops the head
and moves on. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    ROTOR AND LATIFAH    EVENING

Latifah stands next to Rotor.  Rotor shoots at imps with both pistols.  Latifah shoots at
two-legged werewolves with her uzi.  The incoming werewolves die.  Latifah turns to
Rotor.

LATIFAH:
This shit's getting old fast huh?  Not only that, but I'm almost out of ammo.

ROTOR:
Hell yeah, I'm just 'bout spent too.

EXT    CITY STREETS    SONIC    EVENING

Sonic throws a grenade at a bull demon in the distance.  It connects and splatters the
demon to small chunks.  Sonic pulls out his shotgun, turns around, and shoots a skeleton
in its chest, shattering it.  Sonic takes two shells from his coat and loads them into the
shotgun after he takes the two empty shells out.  He puts the shotgun in his holster.  A
four-legged werewolf runs towards Sonic.  Sonic takes his chainsaw off his back and
turns it on.  The werewolf leaps.  Sonic swings the chainsaw and cuts the werewolf's head
off.  The body collapses immediately and the head is just about to hit the ground when
Sonic swiftly and forcefully kicks it.  The head flies back and smacks into a nearby
building, making blood splatter on the wall it smacks against.

EXT    CITY STREETS    MELISSA    EVENING

A werewolf charges Melissa.  She pulls both daggers from her boots.  She throws them
both at the werewolf's head.  One sticks into its left eye, the other sticks into its mouth. 
The werewolf stops running at her and howls in pain.  Melissa takes out her scimitar and
runs at the werewolf with it in her hand.  She slices diagonally up from the werewolf's
waist to its left shoulder, cutting it diagonally in half.

EXT    CITY STREETS    TILL    EVENING

Till burns a vampire soaring at him.  A two-legged werewolf runs at him.  Till takes the
chain gun from off his back and fires at the werewolf.  Most of the top half of the
werewolf is shredded into little meaty chunks.

EXT    CITY STREETS    SONIC AND KNUCKLES

Sonic and Knuckles stand together in front of a building.

SONIC:
Shit, this is getting bad.

KNUCKLES:
 I know, dude.

A fog suddenly creeps in front of the entrance of the building that Sonic and Knuckles are
standing in front of.  The fog completely covers the area in front of the building entrance. 

SONIC:
(looking at the fog, confused expression) What the hell is this all about?

Five SHADOWY FIGURES can be seen striding out of the fog.  The figure in the middle
is taller and wider than the four to the sides.  The others are rather thin and short.  Soon
the figures clear the fog and step out into the open.  The middle figure is BARNEY and
the other four are some of the KIDS from his show.

SONIC:
(bewildered voice and expression) Oooookay.  Is this supposed to be Volchair's leading
henchman?

KNUCKLES:
Sure, he's evil, but I think the Prince of Darkness can do better than this.

BARNEY:
(normal Barney voice) You're going to die.

Barney follows his sentence with his fruity little "hoo hoo" laugh he always does.  Those
of us who have been unfortunate enough to see the show know the one I'm talking about. 
Barney then suddenly begins transforming.  He remains the same color as he grows into
the form of a T-Rex except purple with green spots and at least nine times the size of the
average T-Rex.  The little kids transform into Utah raptors, ripping through their clothes. 

SONIC:
 (very worried expression and voice) Ummm...let's run now.

KNUCKLES:
(very quick response) Sure.

Sonic speeds away.  Knuckles runs as fast as he can, jumps onto a building, and begins
climbing it as fast as he can.  He scales the building in a matter of seconds.  The raptors
can't reach Knuckles, but Barney is about 180 feet tall and can easily reach Knuckles. 
Knuckles then jumps up in the air and begins gliding over rooftops with Barney close
behind.  Just as Barney is about to close his mouth on Knuckles a shotgun blast hits the
side of Barney's cheek.  Knuckles glides away as Barney turns his attention towards
Sonic, who is standing on the ground with his shotgun pointed up at him.

SONIC:
Shit, it didn't work!

Barney roars and stomps after Sonic.  The raptors follow but stop after a good distance. 
Even though Barney can't possibly catch up to Sonic he tries anyway.  The four raptors
gather in a group in the middle of the street.

EXT    A BUILDING ROOF    EVENING

Knuckles sits atop a building, holding the sniper scope of his M-16 up to his eye.  He is
aiming down at the group of raptors below.  The raptors don't notice him.  Knuckles
snipes one in the head, killing it quickly.  He ducks down as the other raptors screech and
look around.  Knuckles peeks up from the edge of the building and aims down at them
again.  They are all running away down the street.  Knuckles aims at the back of a
raptor's head as it is running away.  Knuckles fires, killing the raptor.  The other two
round a corner and go out of Knuckles' view.

KNUCKLES:
(lowers scope) Damn!

EXT    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Barney is about fifty yards away from Sonic as he chases him down the street.  Sonic
rounds a corner and runs into a narrow alley just to the left of the street he just turned
onto.  He goes to the end of the alley and waits for Barney to pass.  He does within a
minute.  After Barney clears the alley Sonic runs back out and around the corner he just
came around and comes face-to-face with the other two Utah raptors.  Sonic runs
backwards as the raptors charge him.  Sonic takes the chainsaw off his back and stops
running backwards.  Sonic starts up the chainsaw.  One raptor leaps.  Sonic swings at it
but misses by a few inches.  Sonic ducks under the raptor as it lands behind him.  Sonic
quickly turns and slices the raptor in half.  He turns as the other raptor is right up on
him.  He ducks under its claws and sticks the chainsaw into its stomach.  He brings the
chainsaw up, slicing the raptor in half vertically.  Sonic turns the chainsaw off and puts it
away.  He continues running down the street he was previously going down. 

EXT    A BUILDING ROOF    EVENING

Knuckles is still on the rooftop looking down with his sniper scope.  He sees Sonic run
around a corner.  He takes the scope away from his face.

KNUCKLES:
Sonic!

Sonic stops running and looks up.

SONIC:
Hey!  Knuckles!

Knuckles jumps off the rooftop and glides down to Sonic. 

KNUCKLES:
(lands in front of Sonic) I took care of two of the raptors, but I couldn't get the other two.

SONIC:
 That's okay, I got 'em.

KNUCKLES:
Oh, okay.

SONIC:
Now we just need to get Barney.

KNUCKLES:
But that's not going to be very easy.  We need to give it a brain hemorrhage somehow.

SONIC:
I shot him right in the face, but it didn't penetrate his skin.  We need to find a way to
shoot through his skin and into his brain.

KNUCKLES:
What if we shot him in the eye?

SONIC:
Yeah, that might work.  His eye shouldn't be that hard to shoot through.  You can use
your rifle to get a shot at him, but we also need a hiding spot and a way to make him
come to us.

KNUCKLES:
Yeah.

Knuckles is hiding in an empty dumpster at the edge of an alley.  He has just the barrel
and sniper scope of the assault rifle sticking out of the opening.

EXT    CUTY STREETS    EVENING

Sonic is out running around the streets.  He feels the earth shaking and hears very heavy
footsteps.  The noise and rumbling is getting closer.

SONIC:
Where the hell is he?

Sonic looks up and sees Barney lumbering down the street corner opposite him.  Barney
rounds the corner and sees Sonic.  Barney roars an insanely deafening roar and charges
at Sonic.  Sonic speeds down the street from which he came.

INT    ALLEY    EVENING

Knuckles' gun barrel and scope are still sticking out of the dumpster.  The rumbling and
stomping can be heard getting nearer. 

KNUCKLES:
 Oh shit, here he comes.

Sonic speeds into the alley and runs behind the dumpster. 

SONIC:
 He saw the general direction I was going, he should be around here soon.

The noise and rumbling grow gradually louder.  Then it suddenly stops.  Knuckles pops
his head up from the dumpster and looks at Sonic.

KNUCKLES:
What happened?

Knuckles looks up and notices that Barney is looming over them from over the end of the
alley. 

KNUCKLES:
Oh shit, we've been made.

Barney roars his ear splitting roar and begins to climb over into the alley.  Knuckles
ducks back down into the dumpster while Sonic runs out of the alley.  Barney shoves his
head through the buildings on the side of the alley and grabs the sides of the dumpster
with his mouth and picks it up.

EXT    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Sonic stops and looks back.  He sees the dumpster in Barney's mouth.

SONIC:
Oh shit!

EXT    BARNEY'S FACE     EVENING

Barney has his mouth slightly open as the dumpster is about to be crunched between his
jaws.  Knuckles opens the top of the dumpster.

KNUCKLES:
(looking at where he is) Oh shit!

He quickly climbs out of the dumpster and onto Barney's lip as he crunches down on the
dumpster.  Knuckles crawls over to the back of Barney's head.  Barney is preoccupied
with chewing the dumpster.  Knuckles makes his way over to the side of Barney's face. 
He clings to the spikes on the side of Barney's face as he makes his way towards
Barney's eye.  Knuckles makes it to the eye, but as soon as he does Barney sees him and
begins violently shaking his head around. 

KNUCKLES:
 (clinging desperately to Barney's face spikes) Shit!  Shit!  Not good!  Not good!

Knuckles digs the spiked Knuckles of his left hand into Barney's face, and with the other
hand he holds the M-16.  He points it into Barney's eye and then lets loose with the
remainder of the M-16 clip.  Eye goo and blood shoot out everywhere from Barney's eye. 
Barney roars in pain and continues a long howl, which begins to fade as he begins to fall
over sideways.  Knuckles jumps off of Barney's face and glides towards the ground. 
Barney finally hits the ground and violently shakes the earth as he lands.  Knuckles tries
to keep his balance at the moment of impact, but falls.  He then gets back up as the dust
from the collision clears up.  Knuckles then walks over to Sonic. 

SONIC:
Damn, that was...fuckin' impressive.

KNUCKLES:
Yer Goddamn right.

SONIC:
We should probably go find the others now.

KNUCKLES:
 Yeah.

EXT    CITY STREETS    TAILS    EVENING

Tails points at a spined fluke with his magnum and pulls the trigger, producing nothing
more than a click.

TAILS:
Shit!

Tails puts the gun away and takes to the air.

EXT    CITY STREETS    SALLY    EVENING

Sally fires her last desert Eagle shot at a Dauthi Warlord's head, blowing half of it off. 
She points at a zombie and the chamber clicks empty.  She puts the gun away and walks
up to the zombie.  The zombie raises its arms, preparing to grab Sally.  Sally simply
punches the zombie's head off.

EXT    CITY STREETS    LATIFAH AND ROTOR    EVENING

Latifah and Rotor wander up to a warehouse.  A crowd of zombies is closing in on them. 
They point their guns at the crowd, but they are empty.

ROTOR:
(turns to the door of the warehouse) Quick, in here!

Rotor opens the door and Latifah follows him inside.  They quickly close the door latch it. 
The door is soon being pounded on from the outside.  Latifah and Rotor back away from
the door while facing it.

LATIFAH:
That's not gonna hold for long.

ROTOR:
Yeah, I know.

Latifah turns around. 

LATIFAH:
Oh shit, look at this!

ROTOR:
(turns around) What?

Latifah and Rotor stand looking at a B212 helicopter sitting on a landing pad in the
middle of the warehouse.  There is a large gap in the ceiling as well.

ROTOR:
What the hell is a helicopter doing in here?

LATIFAH:
Who cares, let's just take it.  I know how to fly it.

ROTOR:
Are you sure?

LATIFAH:
(walking towards helicopter) Yeah, my parents taught me back in the day.

ROTOR:
(walks towards helicopter as well) Okay, I guess.

EXT    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Sonic, Sally, Knuckles, Till, Melissa, and Nastica stand in a small crowd together.  Tails
flies down form the air and stands with them.

SONIC:
Okay, we're all out of ammo, and pretty much fucked.  Knuckles killed off Volchair's
evil...thing, so that's a good thing.

MELISSA:
What was it?

SONIC:
...Barney.  Except he transformed into this gigantic thing the size of a skyscraper, there
was this whole fuckin' ordeal, but we took care of it, that's all that matters.

MELISSA:
Oh, I see then.

KNUCKLES:
It was really fucking huge, I don't know how you didn't see it.

MELISSA:
I guess we were all too occupied killing other things to worry about it.

SONIC:
Well anyway, we should probably get the hell outta here.

MELISSA:
Where's Rotor and Latifah?

A roar is heard from behind them.  They all turn around and see twelve werewolves, eight
bull demons, six imps, and a WRETCHED (if you played Magic the Gathering you would
probably know most of the specially named creatures). 

MELISSA:
...Fuck.

The whirring of helicopter blades is heard.  The monsters and everyone else look around. 
Latifah and Rotor fly over a building in a helicopter.  Sonic and friends run out of the
way as Rotor spray fires the crowd of monsters with a gattling gun mounted on the side
of the helicopter.  He takes out two werewolves, a bull demon, five imps, and the
Wretched.  All of the monsters turn to where the helicopter is.  Rotor spray fires again,
killing off the rest of the monsters.  Latifah begins to fly over to another area of the city
tat is densely populated with monsters.  Suddenly a CRATER HELLION (another Magic
the Gathering creature) bursts out of the ground and bites down on the runners of the
helicopter.

ROTOR:
Fuck!

Latifah and Rotor both jump out of the helicopter as the Crater Hellion pulls the chopper
down into the ground with it.  Rotor and Latifah run towards Sonic and friends. 

LATIFAH:
C'mon!  C'mon!  Let's go!

They all run around a street corner.

EXT    CITY STREETS    CARS    LATER EVENING

Sonic and friends come upon Rotor and Latifah's car, which are miraculously untouched. 
The dudes get into Rotor's car and the chicks get into Latifah's car, just as before.  They
are also, coincidentally, in the same seating arrangement as before.  They both start the
cars and drive away. 

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LATER EVENING

Latifah and Rotor pull up outside the base.  They all get out of the cars and go...

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

... inside.  They all enter the living room.  Sonic sits on the left end of the couch, Tatum
sits in the middle, and Tails sits on the right side of the couch.  Rotor and Latifah sit in
the love seat.  Everyone else sits in chairs.  Melissa sighs deeply.

MELISSA:
 (passive voice) Well, we're totally fucked, there's no denying it.

SONIC:
Yes, I believe that idea was brought to our attention several times already.

KNUCKLES:
So what the hell are we gonna go about all this?

SALLY:
All we know is that we have to use the purest form of energy to kill Volchair, but we
don't know what that is.

TAILS:
What about the BFG?  We still have a couple of charges left in that thing.  That's the
purest form of energy I can think of.

TATUM:
 Hell, it's worth a shot.  It's not like there's anything else we can think of that'll do it.

SONIC:
Okay, so here's what we're gonna do.  Tomorrow morning we'll go out into the city and
find out where Volchair is staying.  If he has that tower raised by tomorrow it'll be pretty
obvious.  Also, most of the monsters will be in hiding during the daytime.  We'll bring
the BFG and blast Volchair the first chance we get.  So there's basically nothing that we
can do now.

KNUCKLES:
What, we have to sit here on our asses like before and wait a little while before getting
them kicked?

SONIC:
Dude, just shut up and trust me.  If we go back out there tonight we'll be torn to fucking
shreds by all those demons out there.  In the daytime there will be little or no monsters
out.  Okay?  Just try and relax like before.  Save your energy, all that shit.

KNUCKLES:
(reluctant tone) Fine.

TAILS:
(looks at Melissa) Hey babe, you wanna go fuck?

MELISSA:
Well, I did until you said that.

TAILS:
(hangs head in shame) Damn, I need to learn to be a little more subtle.

NASTICA:
(looks over at Tails) I don't mean to pry, but I was wondering how you successfully have
sex at your age.

TAILS:
(looks at Nastica) Okay, hunker down everyone, I'm gonna tell the story again.

KNUCKLES:
(rolls eyes) Oh God, why did you have to ask?

TAILS:
Well it all started back when I didn't have a home and I was living on the streets.  I was
about four at the time.  I was making a living by stealing food from convenience stores
and shit like that.  Anyway, one day this dude came up to me and asked me if I would
like to make some money.  Not knowing any better I agreed and followed him to a lab
sort of place.  There he said he would give me $2000 if I let him inject me with a new
hormone development drug he had been developing for people that have never hit
puberty.  It was hard to find people like that so he decided to try it on a child.  And one
who didn't have parents so if he screwed up there wouldn't be any lawyers or anything
on his ass.  I was just some homeless kid who tried to stay away from orphanages and
places like that.  Anyways, it was money so I agreed without thinking.  He did it, he paid
me and I left.  He wanted to monitor my growth for a few months, but I snuck out before
I let him do that.  He was taking a piss at the time or something.  The shit actually worked
fast.  The next day I noticed a lot of significant changes.  I had started getting hair in
funny places and started thinking about girls.  I grew more and so did my intelligence. 
About a year later Sally and Bunnie found me and took me in.  At the age of about seven
I had all the characteristics of an average thirteen-year-old male.  I was just a little
shorter, that's all.  But I'm still much taller than just about any other eight-year old.  I met
Melissa a little less than a year ago.  She was ten at the time and I was seven.  She
apparently liked me and I liked her, so we started going out.  She thought I was like
eleven or twelve until I told her that I was seven.  She was really surprised, but she liked
me a lot so she didn't really give a rat's ass.  Then one night when we were watching
Wild Things our hormones kind of got the best of us and...well, you know.  And after the
first time we had sex I guess the formula had affected my sperm in a way that the growth
hormones got passed on to Melissa.  It wasn't as pure as it was when I got injected with
it, that's why there wasn't a really drastic change, but she is still a lot more developed
than most eleven-year-old chicks.  Just look at her boobies and you can tell.  She looks
about fourteen even though she's only eleven.  The thing is though, that my sperm kills
off egg cells instead of fertilizing them, so she basically can't get pregnant as long as
she's with me.  If we ever do want kids we'll figure it out, but we aren't worried about
that right now.  We both hate little kids anyways.

NASTICA:
Wow, that's trippy.

KNUCKLES:
Whenever someone new joins our little gang he tells that story with little or no alteration. 
I've heard it like five times already.

TAILS:
Bite my ass.

KNUCKLES:
(stands up) Ah, screw you.  I need a drink.

TATUM:
(looks at Knuckles) You always need a drink.  You're a fuckin' alcoholic.

KNUCKLES:
 (turns around and points at Tatum) Hey, I'm not an alcoholic I'm a drunk.  Alcoholics go
to meetings.

Knuckles turns back around and goes into the kitchen.  He comes back with a bottle of
scotch.  She sits back down.  Sonic turns on the TV.

EXT    CITY STREETS    EVENING

Volchair stands in the street.  He looks at the Mononecrocon and begins reading a
passage from it. 

VOLCHAIR:
Ykcus ykcus evif allod!  I deen a knird!  EID!

The earth shakes.  The ground opens up underneath a cluster of buildings.  The buildings
all collapse into the hole.  A large tower then begins rising up from the hole.  Volchair
grins an evil grin as the tower shoots up into the sky.  The tower reaches a total height of
about 300 feet.  It resembles Shang Tsung's tower from the Mortal Kombat movie, but
not quite.  Volchair walks towards it. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Tails and Melissa are asleep on the floor in front of the couch, leaning on each other. 
Rotor stands up.

ROTOR:
I'm going to get some food from the kitchen, anyone else want any?

No one answers.

ROTOR:
Alright.

Rotor proceeds into the kitchen. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATER EVENING

Melissa and Tails are now awake.  Knuckles is asleep in his chair and Tatum is asleep on
the couch. 

SONIC:
 (stands up) Ah, fuck this, I'm goin' to bed.  Gotta wake up early tomorrow anyways.

MELISSA:
Yeah, me too.  We're all tired I guess.

TILL:
Where should me and Nastica sleep?

TAILS:
Uhhh...oh yeah.  You guys can take Bunnie's old room.  I don't think you want
Antoine's old room.

TILL:
Yeah, Bunnie's room is fine.

Everyone goes upstairs.  Sonic and Sally go into Sonic's room.  Latifah and Rotor go into
Rotor's room, Melissa and Tails go into Tails' room, and Till and Nastica go into
Bunnie's old room. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    SONIC'S ROOM    EVENING

The light is off.  Sonic is sitting on the edge of his bed in his boxers.  Sally is near the
window.  She begins undressing for bed.  She takes off her shirt and bra and begins to
unbutton her pants but stops; looking out the window. 

SALLY:
Hey Sonic, come check this out.

SONIC:
What?

SALLY:
Just come over and see.

Sonic gets up and walks over to the window. 

SONIC:
What?

SALLY:
 (pointing out window towards Volchair's tower) Look.

SONIC:
Oh shit.  That must be the Tower of Darkness; Volchair's place.

SALLY:
Well, at least we know where to go tomorrow morning.

SONIC:
 (turning back towards bed) Come on, let's get some sleep.

Sonic puts his arm around Sally's waist and walks her over to the bed.  Sonic climbs into
bed and under the sheets while Sally finishes undressing.  Once she finishes she gets into
bed next to Sonic under the sheets.  Sonic puts his arm around her and pulls her close.  A
loud roar is heard in the distance.  They both open their eyes wide.

SONIC:
Shit.

SALLY:
 That was a little too damn close.

SONIC:
Don't worry, nothing's going to happen.  I hope.

SALLY:
(sarcastic tone) That's really reassuring.

SONIC:
C'mon, let's just go to sleep.

They both close their eyes and fall asleep. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MORNING

Knuckles and Tatum are asleep in the same places they were the night before.  A loud
noise is heard from outside.  They both snap awake.

TATUM:
(looking around) what the hell was that?

KNUCKLES:
I don't know.

They both stand up.  A shadow fills the doorway entrance. 

KNUCKLES:
Oh shit.

Knuckles goes over to the doorway and sees nothing there.

KNUCKLES:
 Hmm.  Okay.

Suddenly an imp drops down in the doorway and runs at Knuckles.

KNUCKLES:
Holy shit!

Knuckles slams his fist into the chest of the oncoming imp, smashing his right arm
through its chest.  He pulls his arm out, and the imp drops down, dead.  He looks up and
sees a flying insect demon fly over to the second story of the house.

KNUCKLES:
Damn.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    TAILS' ROOM    MORNING

Tails is on the left side of the bed, and his clothes are on the floor next to it.  Melissa is on
the right side of the bed, and her clothes next to her on the same side of the bed.  Tails
opens his eyes.  He sits up, blanket at waist.  He rubs his eyes and yawns.  He reaches
down to the floor and picks up his boxers.  He puts them on from under the blanket, and
gets up out of bed.  He then puts all of his other clothes on and goes over to his dresser. 
He takes a lighter from it, which is next to a joint that he also takes.  He lights up the joint
and puts the lighter back.  Tails looks over to Melissa.  She is still asleep, face down, the
blanket at her waist.  Tails hears scratching outside his window.

TAILS:
The hell?

He walks over to his window.  A winged demon pops up from below his window and
screeches at him.

TAILS:
Holy shit!

Melissa's eyes snap open.  She sits up in the bed.  She looks over to the window.  She
gives a short scream and then falls over the side of the bed closest to the wall.  Tails runs
to his closet and pulls out a machete from it.  The demon breaks the window, but can only
fit halfway through.  It begins to writhe and scream.  Tails looks at it and chuckles lightly.

TAILS: What a dumbass.

 Tails walks over to the demon and lops its head off with his machete.  The body falls
down to the ground outside, and the head falls onto Tails' floor.  Tails picks up the head. 
He looks at it for a few seconds, then tosses it out the window.  He turns around and sees
Melissa is just finishing getting dressed.  She is just now putting her sneakers on.

MELISSA:
Okay, that proves that Volchair just didn't screw up that one time.  He knows where we
are now.

TAILS:
I think I know that.  Besides, if he does that ritual thing, the whole world is fucked.

A knock is heard on Tails' door.

TAILS:
 Come in.

Sonic opens the door, and he and Sally stand in the doorway. 

SONIC:
 What happened?

TAILS:
Some demon attacked me.  Didn't do a very goo job, though.

Knuckles and Tatum run upstairs and up to Tails' doorway.

TATUM:
You guys okay?

MELISSA:
Yeah, we're fine.

SALLY:
We better wake up everyone else.

Sally goes up to Bunnie's old room.  She knocks on the door.

TILL:
(from inside the room) Enter.

She opens the door.  Till is sitting up in bed, blanket at waist, up to shoulders on Nastica,
who is still asleep.

TILL:
 (looking at Sally) What the hell was that noise?

SALLY:
Some demon tried to attack Tails.

TILL:
Is he okay?

SALLY:
Yeah, he's fine.

Till turns to Nastica, puts his hand on her shoulder and lightly shakes her.  She opens her
eyes and turns over.

TILL:
(looking down at Nastica) Time ta get up.

Tails and Melissa go up to Rotor's door.  They knock on it.  Rotor answers.

ROTOR:
 (from inside) Come on in, homes.

They open the door.  Latifah is dressed and putting her shoes on.  Rotor has his pants on,
and is currently pulling on his NYC shirt.   He reaches down for his shoes and socks.

LATIFAH:
What the hell was that noise about?

She takes a pistol off Rotor's dresser.  Rotor has the socks on, and is currently putting his
sneakers on.

TAILS:
 Some quief ass demon attacked me.

Latifah puts the pistol in her pants pocket.

MELISSA:
C'mon, we have to get ready.

ROTOR:
We'll be down in a minute, you go ahead.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MORNING

Everyone is downstairs in the living room.

SONIC:
Well, looks like Latifah has the last 9mm clip in her pistol, so we're gonna have to use
close range weapons.  Let's go down to the weapon storage basement.  I already have a
chainsaw, Till can use his claws and breathe fire, Tails has his machete, and Melissa has
her scimitar and daggers.  Everyone else come with me.

Sally, Latifah, Knuckles, Rotor, Nastica and Tatum follow Sonic out the door.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATER MORNING

Everyone who left comes back in with a close range weapon, except Sonic.  Sally has a
katana sword, Latifah has a pair of throwing knives, Knuckles has a large scythe, Nastica
has a medium sized samurai blade, Rotor has a buzz saw, and Tatum has a battleaxe. 

SONIC:
Okay, let's go.  Oh yeah, and don't forget the BFG.

EXT    VOLCHAIR'S TOWER    MORNING

Rotor and Latifah pull up.  Everyone exits their cars.

TILL:
Now we have to go in there, huh?  Great.

SONIC:
Don' worry, everything'll be fine.  Tails has the BFG ready to go.  It has three charges left
in it.  Should be enough for whatever is inside, and for Volchair.

TILL:
Yeah, okay.

They all take out their close range weapons, except Tails, who is carrying the BFG.

SONIC:
 Let's go.

They all enter the gateway leading into the tower.

INT    VOLCHAIR'S TOWER    MORNING

Sonic and friends are continuously going up a flight of winding stairs.

NASTICA:
Shouldn't all the monsters be here?

TATUM:
I don't know.

They all come to a door. 

TILL:
Okay, everyone, stand back.

Everyone steps back a little as Till kicks in the door.  They all charge into a very large
room, ready to fight, then stop.

ROTOR:
Where the hell is everyone?

A bull demon runs out of a darkened corner.

LATIFAH:
Shit!

Tatum runs at the charging demon, battle axe ready.  When she gets within chopping
distance she swings the axe, decapitating the demon.  Suddenly imps begin pouring from
a dark open gateway at the end of the room.

SONIC:
 Shit!  There's too many of them!

TAILS:
(aims BFG at them) Not a problem.

The BFG charges up, and releases its green energy ball of death.  It connects with the
horde of imps, splattering them all over the floor, walls, and ceiling.  No more imps can
be seen coming from the entrance.

SONIC:
(almost disappointed voice) Huh.  That was easy.

A large throne with bone siding can be seen in the center of the room.  The
Mononecrocon can be seen resting there.  They run towards it, but a cloud of smoke rises
in front of the throne and Volchair strides out of it.

SONIC:
Shit!

VOLCHAIR:
(looking at the BFG) I see you've found the purest form of energy.

TAILS:
 Ha!  You dumb ass!  Now I know I'm right!

Tails quickly let's loose with a charge from the BFG.  It hits Volchair directly in his chest,
and explodes in a large green energy explosion.  When the smoke clears Volchair cannot
be seen.

SONIC:
(high fives Tails) Yeah, good work, man.  Now we can get the book, and get out of here.

Zooming out as Sonic is approaching the throne of where the Mononecrocon is. The
screen fades to black.  In a few more seconds the screen fades back in and small words at
the bottom of the screen say:  "Gotcha!"  Sonic is just about to take the Mononecrocon
when he hears Volchair's laugh.  He stumbles back with everyone else.

SONIC:
 No!  It was the purest form of energy!  He said so!

VOLCHAIR:
 (voice only, Volchair himself cannot be seen) You fools!  Pure energy cannot be
harnessed by pitiful man-made machines!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Sonic and friends stare blankly at nothing in particular.

SONIC:
(weak voice) ...fuck.

Suddenly Volchair appears behind Sonic and friends and grabs Sally from behind.

SALLY:
SHIT!
 
Volchair pulls her away from Sonic and friends, who all turn around.  Volchair takes
Sally by her neck with one hand and turns her so that they are face-to-face.

SONIC:
NO!

Volchair opens his mouth.  Sonic runs at Volchair.  Volchair effortlessly smacks Sonic
aside as he runs at him.  Sonic flies to the side and smacks against the wall.  Sally's soul
passes out of her mouth and into Volchair's.  Sonic stands up, not seeing what just
happened.  Volchair chucks Sally's now pale and lifeless body at Sonic.  It lands in front
of him.  Sonic, with an expression of utter disbelief and sadness knees in front of his lost
love. 

SONIC:
(voice cracking and weak) No...

Everyone else stands there with horrified expressions as a reaction to what just occurred. 
Suddenly Knuckles runs at Volchair in anger with his scythe.  He swings at Volchair, who
grabs the blade and throws it off in a random direction.  Knuckles stands back slightly.

KNUCKLES:
 Shit!

Volchair then swipes at Knuckles with one hand, making a huge gash in Knuckles' chest
and sending him flying backwards with blood spraying out of his chest.  He lands in front
of Everyone else (except Sonic, who is kneeling over Sally, watching everything with a
helpless expression).  They all lean down over Knuckles.  Blood soaked and disoriented
Knuckles lies there, looking up at everyone who is standing over him.

TAILS:
Knuckles?  Knuckles, can you hear me?!

KNUCKLES:
(weak voice) You guys...(coughs up blood) get him...for me.

Knuckles' eyes close and he stops breathing.

ROTOR:
 (grabs Knuckles and starts shaking him) Knuckles?!  Knuckles?!

Knuckles is dead.  Sonic looks on, speechless and maintains an expression of disbelief. 

TILL:
(pissed off voice) Come on.  We owe this fucker one.

They all charge at Volchair, screaming furiously.  Volchair simply stands there with a
smug expression upon his face.  Rotor stops in his place as the others advance.  He looks
down at the buzz saw in his hands and realizes that he won't be able to do much with it
up close.  He then chucks it at Volchair.  It smacks against Volchair's chest and falls to
the ground, not affecting Volchair in the least.  Melissa tosses her scimitar at Volchair. 

MELISSA:
Everybody down!

Everybody ducks as the sword dances towards Volchair at a very quick pace.  As soon as
the blade is about three inches in front of him Volchair reaches up with his hand and
grabs the scimitar by its blade in one lightning fast motion, stopping the blade entirely. 
Melissa stares in disbelief as Volchair prepares to throw the sword.  Melissa turns and
runs as the sword is propelled after her.  Latifah pulls out her pistol and begins firing
shots at it.  The bullets bounce off the blade, causing little to no damage.  The sword
swoops in behind Melissa and impales her from the back.  The blade goes right through
her back and out her stomach.  She coughs up blood and falls over to the ground, face-
first.  Melissa is now dead.  Everyone else, having witnessed this turn back to Lord
Volchair, who stands there with the same smug look on his face. 

TAILS:
(screamed at the top of his lungs) YOU BASTARD!

Tails charges full speed at Volchair and takes to the air. 

ROTOR:
 (yelling after Tails) Tails Stop!  It's no use!

Tails refuses to listen.  Volchair suddenly extends his wings and takes to the air and grabs
Tails by his head as he rushes at Volchair.  Volchair then crushes Tails' head in his hand
like a grape.  Volchair then drops Tails' lifeless (and headless) body to the ground. 
Everyone else stares in disbelief as before.  Sonic has the same expression on his face as
before and is now receiving facial twitches as he stares blankly at the events taking place. 
Volchair lowers himself to the ground and retracts his wings. 

VOLCHAIR:
Your futile efforts are getting you nowhere.  Just surrender your souls peacefully and
make it easier upon yourselves.

TATUM:
(weak voice) I think this is it, you guys.

Volchair laughs as he approaches them.  Sonic slowly stands up, glaring at Volchair with
an expression of pure rage.  Volchair turns to Sonic.

VOLCHAIR:
Don't even bother wasting your time, puny one.

Sonic balls his hands into tight fists.  His eyes flash red.  Sonic then runs at Volchair. 
Sonic then jumps into a spinning ball and slams into Volchair, creating a bright flash at
the moment of impact.  Volchair flies all the way across the room and smacks against the
wall and slides down it.  The Mononecrocon falls to the ground, released from Volchair's
grip upon impact.  Sonic unrolls in the air and lands.  His skin is now a bright gold color,
his clothes are tattered and torn and his spines are sticking up.  His eyes are a glowing
red color instead of their normal green color.  He is also emitting a light yellow glow. 
Everyone is watching in awe.

SONIC:
 (turns to others, stern voice) Go, get out of here.

They all turn and run out the doorway.  Sonic turns back and faces Volchair, who is
standing back up.

VOLCHAIR:
 No!  It can't be!  He's discovered the purest form of energy!

Sonic eyes Volchair with his expression of unbridled rage.  Sonic then dashes at Volchair
at a speed that rivals that of light.  Sonic collides into Volchair, causing Volchair to fly
backwards and straight through the wall of the Tower.  Volchair continues to fly through
the air out...

EXT    VOLCHAIR'S TOWER    SKY    MORNING

... into the sky.  About 1000 feet out Volchair spreads his wings and slows his speed down
and finally stops.  Volchair then flies in place while Sonic races through the air at him. 
Sonic stops and hovers a few yards in front of Volchair.  Volchair draws his arms back
and then brings them forward and slings fireballs from them.  He continues flinging
fireballs at a rapid rate for a few seconds, all of which connect with Sonic and create a
huge cloud of smoke.  Volchair finally stops and watches as the smoke clears.  Sonic
floats there, unaffected.  Volchair stares in disbelief. 

SONIC:
 Now what the hell was that?

Volchair growls in anger and rushes at Sonic with his fist out stretched.  Sonic swings to
the side and grabs Volchair's arm.  Sonic zooms up above Volchair's back and stomps
down on it hard and releases Volchair's arm.  Volchair flies downwards towards the
street.  He smacks into the concrete of the road, shattering the cement of it into pieces. 
Sonic soars downward at him.  Volchair stands himself up.  He looks up and sees Sonic
rushing at him.  He then takes to the air and flies towards him.  Volchair reaches Sonic
and begins delivering a barrage of kicks and punches to Sonic.  Sonic doesn't even flinch
during the beating.  After about ten seconds of Volchair's attempted beating Sonic grabs
one of Volchair's arms and one of his legs.  Sonic delivers a devastating kick to
Volchair's chest and releases his arm and leg.  Volchair shoots backwards and plows
straight through buildings, one after another.  After about fifteen buildings Volchair
manages to gain control of himself again.  Blinded by rage he flies back to Sonic. 
Volchair screams as he rushes Sonic again.  Volchair begins to deliver a barrage of
punches to Sonic as before, only twice as fast now.  Sonic merely dodges each and every
punch as if it were nothing.  In turn Sonic lightly kicks Volchair, stopping his attacks
briefly.  In that brief moment Sonic unleashes his own barrage of punches.  Sonic delivers
about twenty punches per second to Volchair.  Volchair just hunches over with the
expression of agony on his face as he is being pummeled.  Sonic suddenly stops and
roundhouses Volchair.  Volchair flies backwards into a building, smashing through it and
coming out the other side.  Volchair, dazed, begins to fly in place once more.  Sonic
hovers about 100 feet away from him.  Volchair then raises his arms over his head and a
small sphere of energy begins to surround him and a ball of energy begins to form in his
hands.  Sonic stands and watches for a moment.  Volchair then yells and thrusts his arms
forward, sending a rather large stream of yellow energy towards Sonic.   Sonic catches
the energy ball and tosses it back at Volchair at twice the original speed.  The blast
connects with Volchair and sends him flying back in a rather large explosion.  About
5000 feet back Volchair recomposes himself, holding his side and panting heavily as he
holds his position flying in place in the air.  Sonic hovers in his original place.  Sonic
then appears to the side of Volchair, making it seem as if he just teleported there, but it
was all just sheer speed.  Sonic joins his fists together and slams them down on
Volchair's head.  Volchair yells out as he cringes downwards.  Sonic then suddenly
appears in front of Volchair and kicks him in the face, sending him falling backwards,
and then Sonic appears behind Volchair before he can fall back a good very far at all and
kicks him in the back, sending him flying forward again.  Sonic then zooms underneath
Volchair at the same speed and rams him in an upward direction.  Volchair soars up into
the sky at great momentum.  Sonic then zips up 100 feet above Volchair and waits a few
seconds until Volchair is in range.  As soon as he is Sonic dives into Volchair's back,
sending him flying back downwards with a loud yell coming from him.   Volchair smashes
through the ceiling of a small building below him.  Sonic looks down at the building and
the gaping hole that is now in the roof of it.  Volchair soon soars up out of it, still angry
as ever.  Sonic dive-bombs Volchair, reaching him in the blink of an eye.  Volchair swings
at Sonic with a fierce punch.  Sonic swoops around under his punch and to the back of
Volchair.  Sonic then brings his hands down quickly and forcefully on Volchair's wings. 
Volchair lets out a yell of agony as Sonic rips the bone right out of Volchair's wings. 
Volchair yells as he falls towards the ground.  Sonic drops the pieces of flesh-covered
bone to the ground.  Volchair smashes against the city streets once again.  Sonic zooms
down after him.  Sonic descends slowly to the ground as Volchair struggles to right
himself.  Sonic stands his ground as he begins to tense his arm muscles.  Sonic glares at
Volchair as static electricity begins to grow around Sonic.  Volchair stares at Sonic for a
moment, not realizing what is going on.  The electricity gradually fades and Sonic's
spines stick straight up into the air.  A ball of glowing blue energy begins to form around
Sonic.  Volchair runs at Sonic and attempts a punch.  As soon as Volchair punches the
blue energy ball around Sonic a sizzling sound is heard and Volchair recoils back in
pain, clenching his hand.  Volchair growls in anger and watches Sonic carefully.  Sonic
begins to slowly lift his arms up into the air, while he is tensing his muscles.  He gets his
hands raised above his head to where the palms are facing each other about a foot apart. 
Static electricity begins to generate between his hands.  A small ball of energy is seen
growing in the middle of the electricity.  Volchair draws his arms back together and then
thrusts them forward, unleashing a large ball of yellow energy towards Sonic.  Sonic
clenches the ball of electricity in one hand and with the other smacks the large ball of
yellow energy away to the left.  The ball of energy soars through the air out of sight.  An
explosion is seen a few seconds after the ball fades from view.  The explosion is about
half a mile in diameter and a mile high.  A good portion of the city is taken out by the
blast.  Volchair stares at Sonic in disbelief as Sonic continues with his own energy ball,
unfazed.  Sonic brings his other hand back up and opens the hand that he was clenching
the ball in.  The ball resumes hovering between both of his hands, growing larger.  Sonic
is beginning to revert back to his original color from his feet and gradually going up his
body.  As the ball grows larger Sonic spreads his arms apart, allowing the energy ball
more room to grow.  As soon as the blue energy ball is about ten feet in diameter and he
is almost completely blue again, Sonic suddenly claps his hands together, concealing the
energy ball.  Sonic then suddenly disappears.  He then appears right in front of Volchair. 
Sonic ducks and thrusts his hands upward towards Volchair.  A Huge blast of energy
bursts from Sonic's hands.  The gigantic wave of blue energy rockets upward into the sky,
about 300 feet wide and continuing to lengthen as it shoots upwards into the sky. 

EXT    OUTER SPACE    ABOVE EARTH     TIMELESS

The blast is seen shooting out of the earth's atmosphere where it is now about 1000 miles
in width. 

EXT    CITY STREETS    MORNING

Volchair's scream can be faintly heard through the loudness of the energy blast.  The
outline of Volchair can be seen being carried upward in the blast and beginning to
disintegrate.  Soon the scream of Volchair fades and so does the shadowy outline of him. 
The blast fades away and Sonic is seen standing in the street with the ashes of Volchair
raining down upon him like a light winter's snow.  Sonic is now completely blue again. 
He begins walking over to the Tower of Darkness.  He reaches it soon and sees Tatum,
Latifah, Till, Rotor, and Nastica coming out of the tower.  Rotor has the Mononecrocon in
his hand.  They all run up to him. 

ROTOR:
 Dude, that was some mad sick shit.  Did you get Volchair?

SONIC:
(depressed voice) Yeah, I got him.

TATUM:
(puts her hand on his shoulder, sympathetic voice) Hey, It'll be okay.

Tatum begins to weaken her hold and starts crying. 

ROTOR:
(sympathetic voice) Hey, let's get on home.

TATUM:
(through tears) Yeah.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EARLY AFTERNOON

Everyone but Sonic is in the living room. 

TATUM:
(looks at Rotor) Where's Sonic?

ROTOR:
He's out sitting by the gravestones.  He's been there ever since we out them there.  I'm
seriously worried about him.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    BACK YARD    EARLY AFTERNOON

Sonic is leaning against the side of Sally's gravestone.  Melissa's, Tails' and Knuckles'
are nearby.  A small rock with the word "Antoine" messily scribbled in magic marker sits
near Bunnie's grave.  Sonic has a very depressed expression and tears rolling down his
face.  Everyone else comes around the corner of the house. 

ROTOR:
(holds up the Mononecrocon) Hey Sonic, we're gonna burn this, you should come.  It
might make you feel better knowing that it's destroyed.

SONIC:
(weak voice) Yeah, okay.

Everyone stands around a flat rock with the Mononecrocon on it. 

ROTOR:
 This shit's never gonna happen again.

Rotor takes a can of gasoline from behind him and pours some on the book.  He puts the
can away and takes out his zippo.  He lights it and drops it on the book.  The book ignites
into flames.

EXT    CITY STREETS    VOLCHAIR'S TOWER    EARLY AFTERNOON

The large tower begins sinking back into the ground.  All of the monsters are seen
disintegrating into nothing. 

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID AFTERNOON

The book is now nothing but charred chunks of black shit.  Sonic walks up with a bucket
of water and extinguishes the fire. 

TILL:
So I guess it's finally over.

ROTOR:
Yeah...

TATUM:
(looks at Sonic) Are you gonna be okay?

SONIC:
(depressed expression and voice) Yeah, probably.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    SUNSET

Everyone is sitting in the living room, except Sonic, doing nothing.  They all have
expressions of depression upon their faces. 

TATUM:
(looks at Rotor) Where'd Sonic go?

ROTOR:
He said that he'd be down in a while and that he just needs five minutes alone.

TATUM:
(looks away) I hope he's alright.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    ROOF    SUNSET

The sun is setting and the sky is a reddish-orange color.  Sonic sits on the edge of the
roof, looking out towards the horizon.

N/A    FLASHBACK    TIMELESS

(flashback, no audio) The whole gang is jumping around in the living room, all drunk and
disoriented.  Antoine sits in the corner, as usual.  Nastica is not there because it is before
she was introduced into the group.  Bunnie is there as well.  (shifts to another flashback,
audio) Sonic stands facing Sally.

SALLY:
(falshbacky voice) I love you.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    ROOF    SUNSET

Sonic closes his eyes as tears begin rolling down his face.  He reaches into his pocket and
pulls out a magnum.  He takes a single bullet from his other pocket and loads it into the
chamber.  He lines the bullet up so that it will be the next one fired.  He closes the
chamber and stares at the gun in his hand for a few moments.  He then closes his eyes
and raises the gun to the side of his head.  The camera shifts to a shot of a small group of
crows milling around on the ground.  A shot rings out.  The birds scatter and fly away. 
View of the ground.  Sonic is on the ground, face-down. There is blood seeping out of the
side of Sonic's head.  The camera slowly begins zooming out.  (fade to black)

(credits roll)

THE END