I will let you know that due to the fact that I wished to keep this script as close to the original version as possible I only added a very few brief scenes and altered only certain parts. This entire story with the exception of a few added or altered parts is from a person'' dream. Because of this there may be a few continuity errors here and there and there may not be much of a direct plot, but for the sake of keeping the script true to the visions of the creator I have left it unchanged for the most part.
 

(These words scroll from bottom to top of a black screen) Our world exists in but one of millions of realities, ours being just one of them. Among all of the alternate realities apart from our own there is one in which strange, animals live with humans in peaceful coexistence. The animals within this dimension of reality also bear similar characteristics to that of humans. They have the same anatomy, speak the same languages, and share the same general interests of mankind. They are basically animal versions of everyday humans. And so begins the story of this alternate reality.

INT    DR. ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    HOLDING ROOM    TIMELESS

SONIC is tied to a large wood table.  TAILS peers into the entrance of the room, looks around briefly, and quietly walks into the room.  Sonic turns his head and sees Tails.

SONIC:
(happy expression) Tails!

TAILS:
(harsh whisper) Quiet!

Tails walks over to Sonic and pulls a knife from his jacket pocket.  He then uses it to cut the ropes tied around Sonic's feet and wrists.  Once Tails has cut the final rope Sonic hops down off the table.  Tails puts the knife back into his pocket, and pulls a revolver out of his other coat pocket.  He hears a gun cocking behind him.  He turns around and sees DR. ROBOTNIK standing in the doorway with a large laser gun.  Tails drops his revolver and puts his arms up in a surrendering position.  Sonic does the same.

ROBOTNIK:
Ha ha, motherfuckers!

Robotnik walks over in front of Sonic and Tails.  KNUCKLES enters the room on a skateboard, with a joint in his mouth.  He takes one last puff, tosses it to the ground, and dismounts his skateboard.  He stomps down on the back, launching it into the air, and kicks it towards Robotnik.  It connects with Robotnik's laser gun, knocking it out of his hands, and launching it across the room.  Robotnik turns and scrambles towards the gun.  Knuckles turns to Tails, who is standing near him.  Sonic is further away.

KNUCKLES:
(to Tails) Run!

Tails calmly walks over to the entrance, and leans on the wall.  Knuckles runs out of the room.  Robotnik is just about to grab the gun.  Sonic suddenly runs up, and checks him into the wall.  Robotnik collapses, and Sonic speeds away.  Robotnik begins to lift himself off the ground.  Tails runs up behind him, and kicks him in the ass, causing him to fall over again.  Tails follows Sonic out of the room.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EARLY AFTERNOON

Sonic and Tails arrive.  They go inside.  A noise is heard from the kitchen.  Sonic puts his hand out in front of Tails.

SONIC:
(looking towards kitchen) Stay here.

Tails stands back as Sonic revs up a spindash.  He then speeds around the corner, into the kitchen, and dashes straight into Knuckles, Knocking him over.  Sonic unrolls and stands up, facing the back of the kitchen, with his back to Knuckles, who stands up.  Sonic turns and is instantly grabbed by his coat collar, by Knuckles.  Knuckles brings his arm up, releasing Sonic, causing his to fly back and crash into the table, overturning it, also knocking over two chairs.  Knuckles doesn't move.  Sonic stands up from behind the table.  He then leaps at Knuckles.  Knuckles doesn't move.  As soon as Sonic is about to crash into Knuckles, Knuckles swings his arm 180 degrees and whacks Sonic across the face, causing him to fall to the left.  Knuckles continues not to move.  Sonic is in a crouching position, with a pissed off expression on his face, teeth bared, eyes in a pissed off looking state. 

KNUCKLES:
(calmly speaks) Bring it.

Sonic charges at Knuckles.  Just before Sonic reaches Knuckles, Knuckles performs a roundhouse, which connects with Sonic's head, and sends him flying five feet back, where he smashes into a chair, shattering it to splinters.  Knuckles then begins to slowly stride over to Sonic, who is still lying face down on the floor.  Knuckles grabs Sonic by his jacket collar.  Sonic still has his eyes half closed.  Knuckles raises him a few feet above the ground.  Knuckles then draws his arm back, ready to punch Sonic.  SALLY runs into the room.

SALLY:
Knuckles, stop!  He's one of us!

KNUCKLES:
(looking at Sally, pointing at Sonic) He attacked me first!

Sonic opens his eyes all the way and pulls away from Knuckles.

SONIC:
(pointing at Knuckles, looking at Sally) this is one of Robotnik's dudes!

TAILS:
(runs into room) No, he he's with us now!  Like, Robotnik tried to kick his ass, or something.

SONIC:
(turns to Knuckles) Oh, sorry.

They both shake hands.  Then all four of them walk into the exercise room.  Everyone there is smoking pot.  ROTOR is to the right of the door as they walk in.

ROTOR:
(looks over to Sonic) Yo!   Sonic!  S'up homes?

The other people in the room, who are Rotor's homie friends, look up.  Random people say "Yo!" and "Hey!" and other shit like that.

SONIC:
(looks at Rotor) Hey, Rotor.

Rotor hands Sonic a joint.  Sonic takes it and puts it in his mouth.  He takes out his lighter and lights it.  Sonic then starts telling people around him about how he was captured, and got away and other similar shit.  Knuckles walks over to a shelf on the west wall.  He opens up a small wooden box on the shelf.  Out of it he takes three pre-rolled joints.  He closes the box and puts it back on the shelf.  He puts two of them in his coat pocket and the other in his mouth.  Knuckles then takes his zippo out of the other pocket, lights up, and replaces the lighter.  He then walks over to the bench-press, lies down, and begins lifting the weight there.  A few minutes later Sonic leaves the room and walks upstairs.  He walks into his room and plops down on the bed, face-first.  Sonic wakes up two hours later.  He gets up and walks over to his dresser.  He opens the top drawer, and pulls out a black bathing suit. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    UPSTAIRS HALLWAY    MID-AFTERNOON

Sonic walks out of the room with his bathing suit on and...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

 ...walks outside.  He begins walking down a dirt trail that leads into the woods.

EXT    WATER HOLE    MID-AFTERNOON

Sonic arrives at the water hole and walks up to the shore.  He then goes into the water and begins swimming around.  He looks towards the far end of the pond, and sees a mech fish with a camera on its head a few yards away.  Sonic dives underwater and swims over to a hollow log.  He pulls a sawed off shotgun from it.  He aims it at the fish, and fires.  He hits the fish, causing it to explode.

INT   DR. ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    COMPUTER ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Robotnik is sitting in a chair, facing a wall of six screens, one looking at the base, four looking at forest, and the last one shows just static.

ROBOTNIK:
Damn camera's malfunctioned again!

EXT    WATER HOLE    MID-AFTERNOON

Sonic places his shotgun on a nearby rock.  He continues swimming.  He hears footsteps on the trail.  He quickly goes over to his shotgun, picks it up, and begins firing random shots into the forest.  Sally's voice is heard from the trail.

SALLY:
Stop!  Stop!  It's me!

SONIC:
(puts shotgun back) Oh, sorry.

Sally walks to the edge of the pond, wearing a two piece red bikini.

SONIC:
(looking at Sally) What?

Cuts to a back view as Sally takes off her bathing suit, and walks into the water.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    KNUCKLES' ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

"Blackened" is playing on the CD player.  Tails and Knuckles are about to play Magic: The Gathering.  Knuckles' door is open, and Sally and Sonic are seen running by in their bathing suits.  They go into Sonic's room, which is right next to Knuckles' room.  Tails and Knuckles draw their cards.  Tails has all five original Moxes, A Black Lotus, and an Ancestral Recall.  Knuckles goes first.  He plays a Black Lotus and a Mountain.  He lets Tails take a turn.  Tails draws a Time Walk. 

TAILS:
Sweet!

Tails plays the Moxes and the Lotus.  He taps the Mox Sapphire and Mox Pearl to play Time Walk.  He looks up from his cards and sees Knuckles flipping him off.  Tails takes his extra turn.  He draws a Taiga and plays it.  He lets Knuckles take a turn.  He plays a forest.  He then uses the Mountain, Fireball, Channel, and Black Lotus combo to kill Tails.  Knuckles looks at Tails with a smirk on his face.

KNUCKLES:
(smug voice) You're dead.

TAILS:
(grumbles) Ah, you bastard.

Thumping is heard from Sonic's room. 

TAILS:
(stands up) Oh, they're at it again.

He walks over to the wall and pounds on it with his fist.

TAILS:
Hey!  Keep it down in there!

Sonic's voice is heard from the room.

SONIC:
Ah, shut the fuck up.

Tails sits down again in his previous spot.  A few more seconds pass.  Sonic's voice is heard again. 

SONIC:
That's right, baby, suck it!

Tails stands up.

TAILS:
(walking out of the room) That's it, I'm outta here.

Tails leaves the room.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    ROTOR'S ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor is listening in on a bugged phone at the Magic Store.  He is listening in with headphones.  Three of his homie friends are standing in the room with him.  Rotor listens a few more seconds, then takes off the headphones, turns off the radio, stands up, and turns to his homie friends.

ROTOR:
Let's go.

They all follow Rotor out of the room.

EXT    MAGIC STORE    MID-AFTERNOON

Fourteen BADNIKS are outside the store.  Rotor drives towards the Magic Store, and slows the car down when he nears the badniks.  He and his friends roll down their windows.  They all pull out pistols.  One badnik looks up and sees them.  He reaches for his gun, which is inside his coat, but Rotor and friends shoot before any of them have time to react. 

ROTOR:
DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Within thirty seconds all the badniks are dead.  They all put their guns away.  A POLICE OFFICER on a motorcycle pulls to a stop a few yards away.  He looks down at the dead bodies, and then up at Rotor.  Rotor begins frantically rolling up the window. 

ROTOR:
(frantic voice) Move motherfucker, move!

Rotor gets the window up and speeds away.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor gets out of the car, as does his homie friends.  He says goodbye to all of them as they walk away out towards the forest.  Rotor walks...

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

... inside the base.  Everyone is sitting in the living room as Rotor walks in.

TAILS:
(looks at Rotor) what happened?

ROTOR:
Nothin' much, homes, just had ta bust some caps.

Sonic and Tails get up and follow Rotor to the exercise room, where Knuckles is still benching. 

KNUCKLES:
I'm fuckin' hungry, man.

Knuckles puts the weight in place and sits up.

SONIC:
Okay, let's go to McDonald's.

EXT    MC DONALD'S    MID-AFTERNOON

They all get out of the car and go inside. 

INT    MC DONALD'S   MID-AFTERNOON

All of them have food.  They are sitting at the counter.  Tails looks over and sees twelve badniks sitting at two booths in the far corner.  Sharrin Bowman is seen faintly in the background arguing with someone.  One badnik looks up at Tails, then looks to another badnik and begins whispering something to him.  They all turn to Sonic and friends.

ROTOR:
(looks over to Sonic, quiet voice) Shit, homes, he sees us.

The badniks all pull out guns and begin firing.  Sonic and friends dive behind the counter.  All of the employees run out of the building.  Sonic and friends pull out guns and return fire.  Rotor ducks back down behind the counter.  He briefly glances at the cash register and then quickly looks back at it.  He creeps over to it, opens it, and pockets all of the money in it.  When he gets back up he sees that all the badniks appear dead.  They all put their guns away.  Suddenly a badnik pops up from behind an overturned table and raises a gun.  Knuckles quickly pulls a switchblade from his glove and throws it at the badnik.  It stabs into his neck before he can shoot.  The badnik collapses to the floor with blood gushing from his neck.  Police sirens are heard in the distance.

SONIC:
(heading towards the exit) Oh, shit, let's get the fuck outta here!

They all run out...

EXT    MC DONALD'S    MID-AFTERNOON

... to the car, jump in, and drive off. 

INT    BOOK STORE    MID-AFTERNOON

Knuckles, Sonic, and Sally are standing in the horror section.  Rotor is milling around the store.  Sonic looks around.

SONIC:
Hey, where's Tails?

INT    BOOK STORE    ADULT SECTION    MID-AFTERNOON

Tails is standing in the porno section, hypnotically staring at a Playboy.  Rotor walks into the aisle that Tails is in.  He looks around, then, assured that no one is watching, begins randomly snatching mags from both shelves, and stuffing them in his coat.  With a coat full of magazines, bulging immensely, he walks over to everyone else, with Tails close behind.

ROTOR:
(nervous voice) We've been here long enough, let's go.

They all ...

EXT    BOOK STORE    MID-AFTERNOON

...leave the store and get in the car.  Sonic starts it up and drives away.  Rotor opens up his jacket, and all of the magazines pour out onto the floor of the back of the car.  Everyone in the back of the car picks up a magazine, and begins reading them.

TAILS:
(inquisitive voice) Hm, I never knew a woman could bend over that far.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Everyone is in the living room.  Knuckles looks at the clock.

KNUCKLES:
(stands up) Shit, I'm late.

SONIC:
(looks at Knuckles) Late for what?

KNUCKLES:
(looks at Sonic) I have a date with Tatum tonight.

Knuckles walks...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    EVENING

...outside.  He gets into the black convertible, the car that everyone but Rotor uses, and drives down the dirt trail. 

EXT    TATUM'S HOUSE    EVENING

Knuckles gets out of his car and walks up to her door.  He rings the doorbell.  In a few seconds TATUM opens the door.

KNUCKLES:
Sorry I'm late.  C'mon, the movie's about to start.

They both go over to the car and get in.  Knuckles starts the car and they drive off.

INT    MOVIE THEATER    EVENING

Knuckles and Tatum are seeing John Carpenter's Vampires. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Everyone else is still in the living room three hours later.  Tails looks at the clock.

TAILS:
 (looks up) where the fuck are they?

EXT    DIRT LOT    EVENING

The convertible is parked in an isolated dirt lot.  Tatum and Knuckles are making out in the back seat.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

Everyone in the living room, watching the football game. Knuckles comes in the door, exhausted.

TAILS:
 (looks at Knuckles) Sit down, watch the game.

KNUCKLES:
(walking by, weary voice) No, I'm too tired.

He walks upstairs.  There is a knock at the door.  Sally gets up.  She walks over to the door and opens it.  As soon as she does she is hit in the head with a club.  She falls over, unconscious.  She is then dragged off out of sight.

INT    DR. ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    HOLDING ROOM    EVENING

Sally is tied to the same table that Sonic was in the beginning.  Robotnik and his HENCHMAN are standing in front of her.  She is still unconscious.  The henchman turns to Robotnik.

HENCHMAN:
(over excited voice) Can I kill her boss, can I kill her?!

ROBOTNIK:
No.  I have a little operation to perform.

HENCHMAN:
 (same over excited voice) And then can I kill her?!

ROBOTNIK:
(slightly more agitated voice) No!  I'm going to give her a necklace, and drop her off at their base.

HENCHMAN:
(over excited voice) Then can I kill her?!  Then can I kill her?!

ROBOTNIK:
(even more agitated voice) NO!  With the necklace we'll be able to hear everything that they say at the base.

HENCHMAN:
(over excited voice again) And then can I-

ROBOTNIK:
(cuts off henchman, agitated voice) Shut the fuck up, you little bitch!

He takes the necklace out of his pocket and puts it around her neck.  He looks at the henchman.

ROBOTNIK:
Now get me some Pringles.

The henchman leaves the room.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    EVENING

Robotnik and his henchman arrive in Robotnik's hovercraft.  Robotnik gets out with Sally over his shoulder.  He stands her up in front of the door.  Robotnik goes back over to his vehicle.

ROBOTNIK:
She should wake up in a few minutes.

He gets in, and drives it away.  Sally begins to sway back and forth.  She then falls over backwards, smashing the back of the necklace, causing it to fall off.  Sally gets up a few minutes later, weary, and walks...

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EVENING

... inside.  Everyone, except Knuckles, is in the living room.  Porno music and moaning is heard from the TV.  Sonic looks at Sally.

SONIC:
Where the hell did you go?

SALLY:
(weary voice) I dunno.

She passes out, and collapses.  She wakes up a few minutes later and sees everyone standing over her, looking down at her. 

TAILS:
What happened to you?

SALLY:
(bitchy voice) I don't know.

She gets up and goes upstairs.  Tails looks to where Sally walked upstairs, then back again.

TAILS:
The fuck's her problem?

INT    DR. ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    ROOM    EVENING

Robotnik walks in a room and sits down in front of a speaker.  He turns it on and only static is heard.

ROBOTNIK:
(slams fist down on speaker) Goddamn piece of shit!

He turns the speaker off and turns around, where the henchman is standing.

ROBOTNIK:
Get me some Pringles, you fucking bitch.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EARLY MORNING

Sally is now sitting on the couch.

TAILS:
(looks up from TV.) Hmm...Wonder what Robotnik's thinking now.

INT    DR. ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    ROOM    MEANWHILE

Robotnik is sitting in a chair facing forward.  He is holding a can of Pringles and pointing to the guy on the front.

ROBOTNIK:
(confused voice) Does this guy look kinda' like me?

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MEANWHILE

SONIC:
(shrugs) Probably somethin' fuckin' evil.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    EXERCISE ROOM    MORNING

Knuckles is now in the exercise room.  He lights up a joint and sits down on the bench-press.  He lies down and starts bench pressing again.  He hears a bang on the window.  He looks over and sees a small bird sliding down the window from the outside.  Tails walks into the room and begins to pass Knuckles.  As Knuckles is looking at the bird sliding down the window the weight slips out of his hand and lands on Tails' foot as he is passing by.

TAILS:
(hopping up and down, holding his foot) Ow! What the fuck?!

KNUCKLES:
 (looks over) Oh, sorry.

He picks up the weight and starts lifting again.

TAILS:
 Son of a bitch, that fucking hurt!

Tails limps over to a shelf on the wall, takes a bag of chips off the shelf, and limps back out.  Tails sits down on the couch.  A news bulletin pops up on the TV.

ANNOUNCER:
(From TV)  We interrupt this program to bring you this announcement.  A forest fire has broken out in the Knothole forest.

SONIC:
(stands up) Oh shit!

Everyone in the living room gets up and runs...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MORNING

 ...outside.  They all look around.  They see no fire and go...

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MORNING

 ...back inside and sit back down.

ANNOUNCER:
(From TV) Oh, I'm sorry.  A forest fire has broken out in Laconia New Hampshire.  My bad.

SALLY:
You motherfuckers!

A shoe is thrown at the TV screen.  Knuckles walks out of the exercise room.  He goes upstairs.  He walks down the hall into Sonic's room.  He sits down at his computer and turns it on.  He clicks on the internet explorer.  As soon as he gets to the home screen a message pops up on the screen.  It says:  "A virus has entered your system".

KNUCKLES:
(quickly turns off computer) Oh shit!

Knuckles leaves the room and goes back downstairs. 

SONIC:
 (looks at Knuckles) Were you in my room?

KNUCKLES:
No, I was in my room.

He sits down in a chair.  After a few minutes he gets back up. 

KNUCKLES:
Know what...I'm going to the bar.

SONIC:
Let's all go.

EXT    BAR    MORNING  

They pull up to the parking lot, get out, and go inside.

INT    BAR    MORNING

Sonic and friends are sitting at the counter, drinking their beers.  Rotor looks over and sees some badniks a few seats down.  One of them looks at Rotor, stands up, and reaches into his coat, ready to pull out a gun.  One of the other badniks puts his hand on his shoulder.  The badnik turns around towards the badnik that stopped him.  The second badnik motions towards the back of the bar.  The other badnik looks and sees a group of cops getting drunk and eating donuts.  The first badnik takes his hand back out of his coat and sits back down.

ROTOR:
(looking at badnik) Yeah, that's right, bitch.

BADNIK #1:
(looking at Rotor) Yeah, that's what yo mamma said.

ROTOR:
Don't get me started on your mamma.

BADNIK #1:
(stands halfway up, leans on counter) Well, at least my mamma don't have more crack than Harlem!

Rotor quickly stands up, pulls out his pistol, and points it at the badnik.

ROTOR:
Wanna say that again, mother fucker!!

The BARTENDER reaches under the counter and pulls out a shotgun. 

BARTENDER:
(pointing gun at Rotor) Sit down; this is a fucking family joint, motherfucker!

ROTOR:
(puts gun away and sits down) Yeah, whatever.

BARTENDER:
 Hey, if you wanna bitch at me, then you can take your skank ass and go to hell!

ROTOR:
(stands up) Fuck this, let's go.

Everyone but Knuckles stands up.

ROTOR:
(looks to Knuckles) Hey Knuckles, you comin'?

KNUCKLES:
Nah, you go ahead, I'll catch up to ya later.

Sonic and friends leave the bar. 

KNUCKLES:
Hey, another beer, please.

The bartender fills a glass and hands it to Knuckles.  A MAN enters the bar.  Everyone seems to recognize him.

KNUCKLES:
(turns to guy next to him) Who's that?

NOBODY:
That's Booze Hound.  He can kill anyone in shots.

KNUCKLES:
I could take him out.

NOBODY:
Really?

KNUCKLES:
Yup.

NOBODY:
(turns to Booze Hound) Hey, Booze Hound, ya got a challenger.

BOOZE HOUND walks over to them.

BOOZE HOUND:
(looking at the nobody, pointing to Knuckles) This guy thinks he can out-drink me?

KNUCKLES:
Yup.

BOOZE HOUND:
(looks at Knuckles) I'll drink you under the table.

KNUCKLES:
Loser pays.

BOOZE HOUND:
You're on.

INT    BAR    LATE MORNING

Booze Hound is passed out on the floor; a stack of shot glasses rests next to him.  Knuckles downs another shot, stands up, and places the glass on top of a much more impressive pile of shot glasses next to him.  He Lets out a loud belch, and stumbles out of the bar.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATE MORNING

TAILS:
Where the fuck is Knuckles?

Knuckles bursts in the door, drunk as hell.

KNUCKLES:
(drunken voice) And it's whiskey in the jar-o!

TAILS:
(looks at Knuckles) Are you drunk?

KNUCKLES:
(drunk voice, making unnecessary gestures) Don't worry, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

He slowly walks towards the stairs and begins to ascend them.

KNUCKLES:
 (mutters) Ah, I'm not drunk, yer drunk.

He goes all the way upstairs, and then goes into his room.  He collapses onto his bed, face up, and then starts laughing hysterically for no apparent reason.

INT   FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    EARLY AFTERNOON

TAILS:
 I wonder if Knuckles is passed out yet.

Knuckles' voice is heard from upstairs.

KNUCKLES:
(drunkenly singing) From Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty, I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone.

TAILS:
 Guess not.

Knuckles continues singing.

KNUCKLES:
As she wheeled her wheel barrow, through streets wide and narrow, crying cockles and muzzles alive, alive-o.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    UPSTAIRS HALLWAY    MID-AFTERNOON

Knuckles stumbles out of his room, barely awake.  He slowly makes his way down the stairs.  He plops down on the couch.  Sonic isn't there.

KNUCKLES:
 (weary voice) Oh, shit, what time is it?

SALLY:
 (looks at Knuckles) It's fucking two o' clock!

Knuckles moans and closes his eyes almost all the way.  Tails leans over and slowly waves his hand in front of Knuckles' face.  Knuckles slowly follows his hand.  Sonic yells from upstairs.

SONIC:
What the fuck happened to my computer?!

Knuckles opens his eyes a little wider, otherwise his expression doesn't change. 

KNUCKLES:
(quickly) I'm going back to bed.

Knuckles gets up and goes back upstairs.  Rotor stands up.

ROTOR:
Yo, goin' to the mall.  Peace out.

He walks out the door.  A few seconds later he pops his head back in.

ROTOR:
Yo, Sally...can I borrow some gas money?

Sally gets up and hands him ten dollars.

ROTOR:
Thanks.

Rotor goes back out the door. 

SALLY:
Poor ass.

EXT    MALL    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor parks his car and gets out.  He walks...

INT    MALL    MID-AFTERNOON

... into the mall.  Inside the mall he goes into a "Strawberries".  He looks around for a little while.  He then picks up a Kottonmouth Kings CD.  Rotor goes over to the register and pays for his CD.  He walks...

EXT    MALL    MID-AFTERNOON

 ...out to his car.  He looks over across from the mall, and sees nine badniks on the sidewalk across.

ROTOR:
 Oh, shit!

Rotor ducks down and goes to his car.  He gets in and puts the CD on the passenger seat.  He ducks down under his seat and pulls out an uzi.  He rolls his window down and starts his car.  He continues ducking down as he drives his car out of the parking lot.  When he gets about twelve yards away he pops up with his uzi, shooting at the badniks.

ROTOR:
 HA HA MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Soon all of the badniks are dead.  Rotor puts his uzi away and drives away.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor pulls up and turns off his car.  He takes his CD, and gets out of his car.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Knuckles walks downstairs, a little bit more awake.  He sits down next to Tails. 

KNUCKLES:
(turns to Tails) What's on?

TAILS:
Some crappy TV movie.

Knuckles groans and leans back into the couch.  Rotor walks in.  When he is about half way across the living room Sonic talks to him.

SONIC:
Hey Rotor, what'd you get?

ROTOR:
(stops, turns to Sonic) Kottonmouth Kings, bitch.

TAILS:
 (stands up) Lemme see.

Knuckles falls over in the direction Tails was sitting.  Tails looks back.

TAILS:
Drunk-ass.

Sally gets up.  She takes Knuckles' arms and begins to drag him upstairs.  She drags him upstairs and into his room.  She lays him down on the bed.  He wakes up as soon as she does this.  He puts his arms up and leans toward Sally, and drunkenly speaks.

KNUCKLES:
Hey honey!

SALLY:
(steps back) Fuck you, suck a dick.

Sally walks out of the room and closes the door.

KNUCKLES:
(drunk, disgruntled voice) Well, there's no need to get bitchy about it.

Sally goes back downstairs and sits back down on the couch. 

SALLY:
(turns to Sonic) How much did he fucking drink?

SONIC:
(shrugs) Well, he was there for like, three hours.

Noise is heard outside.  Tails gets up and walks over to the front door.  He opens it, then immediately slams it shut.  Tails turns around and faces everyone on the couch.

TAILS:
(panicked voice) Dude!  There's like, twenty badniks coming down the trail!

ROTOR:
(stands up) Word?!

Everyone gets up and goes into the closet.  They all pull weapons from it.  Sonic has a shotgun and a razor blade, the blade he puts in his pocket, Tails gets an uzi, Sally has an M-16, and Rotor simply takes his two pistols out of his coat.  He gets two clips out of the closet.  They go upstairs, and Tails prepares to knock on Knuckles' door, but draws his arm back before he does.

TAILS:
Aw, fuck it.

They all go back downstairs.  They...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

... burst through the door with their guns blazing.  Fifteen of the badniks react in time and hide behind stuff.  So do Sonic and friends, but five of the badniks get shot.  One has his head splattered by Sonic's shotgun, one gets a huge hole in his chest from the shotgun, another gets shot in the face a few times by Rotor's pistols, and the other two get mowed down by Tails' uzi and Sally's M-16.  The gunfight officially starts then.  One badnik gets his hand shot off when he sticks out his hand to shoot his gun.  Another gets shot a few times as he tries to run for cover of a different tree.  Tails runs out of uzi ammo.

TAILS:
Fuck!

Tails crawls back...

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

... inside.  He goes back into the closet and hunts around.  He pulls out another shotgun.  He looks a little deeper and finds a wooden box marked "Explosive shells".  Tails grins and loads a few shells into the shotgun, and cocks it.  He takes the box and gun, and crawls back...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

... outside.  He sees a badnik running towards a big rock.  Tails aims and fires.  The shot blows the badnik's legs off, and he flies ten feet into the air, flips forward, and falls to the ground, facedown.

TAILS:
Hell yeah!

A kamikaze badnik runs at Sonic and friends, firing.  Tails aims the shotgun directly at him.  He fires, hitting the badnik square in the chest, causing about 3/5 of his body to splatter.  Rotor hits one badnik between the eyes with his pistols.  Sonic points his gun at a badnik.  An empty click is heard.

SONIC:
Shit!

Sonic pulls out his razor and opens it.  He runs at the badnik, full speed.  He raises his arm with the razor in it, and slashes the badnik's throat as he passes, the badnik's blood being still blue for a split second.  Sonic runs back.  All the badniks appear dead.

ROTOR:
Good thing they're all dead, I'm just 'bout spent.

SONIC:
Me too.

Eight more badniks jump up from behind rocks and from behind trees, firing.

SONIC:
Shit!

They all quickly dive down to the ground, behind their original cover.  Because of almost constant gunfire they cannot shoot back.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    KNUCKLES' ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Knuckles wakes up.  He walks downstairs and opens the front door.  A bullet flies by his head.

KNUCKLES:
(snaps head to side) Oh shit, what the fuck?!

He slams the door.  He goes back upstairs and into his room.  He opens his closet door, and pulls out an assault rifle.  He opens his window...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

...jumps put, and glides down behind the badniks. 

KNUCKLES:
 (casual voice) Catch you fuckers at a bad time?

The badniks turn just as Knuckles spray fires all of them down.  Sonic and friends stand up, not saying a word.  Knuckles walks over to them.

KNUCKLES:
(grins) Now that was fuckin' trippy.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    SWAMP    MID-AFTERNOON

A few minutes later Sonic and friends are dumping the last of the bodies into the swamp.  After they finish they begin to walk back.  On the way back Sonic stops in front of a large hill.

SONIC:
Wait a minute.

He begins to climb the hill.  Everyone else stops and looks at him.

TAILS:
Where're you going?

SONIC:
(doesn't look back) I always wanted to know what's over this hill.

He soon reaches the top.  He stands on top of the hill, staring down the other side in amazement.

SONIC:
Oh my God!

Everyone else runs up the hill, and up to Sonic.  A field of weed spans out at the bottom of the hill.

SONIC:
Dude!  Look at all this weed!

Everyone runs down the hill. They begin stuffing it into their coats, pockets, etc.  Sally scoops up a large armful.  She stuffs it into her shirt.  She begins to head back to the base.  Sonic stuffs a handful into his jeans, and grabs more and holds it in his arms as he runs back to the base.  Rotor goes back with Sonic, also with an armful of pot.  They get back to the base and go...

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

...inside.  Sally lifts up her shirt, and lets all the weed spill out onto the floor.  She goes into the kitchen.  She grabs five trash bags out of the kitchen drawer and runs back out into the living room, where Sonic and Rotor already dropped their load off.  She hands each of them a trash bag, and runs...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

... out the door with the other three.  She gets to the other side of the hill again, and hands bags to Knuckles and Tails.  She also keeps one for herself. 

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    POT FIELD    MID-AFTERNOON

A few minutes later everyone has their bags filled with weed.

SONIC:
That's enough for now, let it grow.

They all return to the base and go...

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

...inside.  When they return they all put their bags in the exercise room.  They then go back out into the living room. 

SALLY:
(takes some weed) Lemme try some of this shit.

Everyone else takes some too.  Sally reaches under the couch and pulls out some papers.  She hands some to everyone else, who then begins rolling.  Sally does the same.  She lights up, as does everyone else.  She inhales deeply, and exhales.

SALLY:
Ahh, that's some good shit.

Everyone smokes and sits down and turns on the TV.  "The Simpsons" is on.  In a few minutes Sally is finished with her joint. 

N/A    OUTER SPACE    TIMELESS

"Thunder Cats" is written in the middle of the screen.  A voice is heard.

VOICE:
You are watching Thunder Cats.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATE AFTERNOON

Everyone is watching "The X-Files", while drinking soda and eating chips.  Rotor looks into the bag of chips.

ROTOR:
(looks up) Yo, almost outta chips.

SONIC:
Yeah, we need a lot of shit, let's go shopping, or something.

INT    SUPERMARKET    LATE AFTERNOON

Sonic and friends all go down the cereal aisle.  They see a Honey nut Cheerios display, and the little bee is flying around it.  As Sonic and friends near it the bee goes up to them.

BEE:
Buy some Honey nut Cheerios.

KNUCKLES:
Ah, fuck off.

BEE:
(angered voice) But they're filled with nuts and honey, you asshole!

Knuckles pulls a silenced pistol from his coat and shoots the bee, splattering it to pieces.  He puts his gun back.

KNUCKLES:
Bitch ass motherfucker.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    KITCHEN    LATE AFTERNOON

Everyone is in the kitchen, putting away the last of the groceries.  Knuckles picks up the phone.

KNUCKLES:
I'm gonna order a pizza.

SONIC:
We just got a whole shitload of food, why do want to order a pizza?

KNUCKLES:
Because I feel like it!

Knuckles dials a number and waits for someone to pick up.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    KITCHEN    LATE AFTERNOON

There is a knock at the door.  Sonic gets up and goes through the living room and to the door.  He opens it and the delivery guy is there with the pizza.  Sonic hands him money and takes the pizza into the kitchen.  Everyone else is sitting at the table already.  Sonic opens it.  There is a large black cockroach crawling around in it.

TAILS:
(disgusted look and voice) Dude!  Sick!

They close the box and go...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LATE AFTERNOON

 ...outside before the pizza guy gets in his car.  They throw the box at him, which hits him in the head, knocking him back.  They then proceed to beat the shit out of him.  When he is unconscious they stuff him into his car and go back inside. 

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATER AFTERNOON

Everyone is sitting on living room couch.  Knuckles gets up.

KNUCKLES:
 I'm goin' for a walk.

Knuckles walks out the front door. 

EXT    TATUM'S HOUSE    LATE AFTERNOON

Knuckles walks up to the door and rings the door bell.  In a few seconds she opens the door. 

KNUCKLES:
Hey, you wanna take a walk with me, or something?

TATUM:
(closes door) Sure.

They both walk into the forest.

EXT    WATERHOLE    LATE AFTERNOON

Tatum and Knuckles arrive and sit down on a rock at the edge.  Knuckles pulls a bag of Doritos out of his coat.  He opens it and they start eating them.  In the distance the Macerena can be heard.

TATUM:
 (looks at Knuckles' shotgun in his coat) Can I borrow that?

KNUCKLES:
(takes shotgun out of his coat) Sure.

He hands it to Tatum.  She takes it, stands up, and walks down the trail, and disappears over the horizon.  A few seconds after that loud arguing is heard, followed by a gunshot, and the music stops.

SOME GUY:
(distant yell) What the fuck did you do that for?!

A gun is heard cocking.

SOME GUY:
(distant nervous voice) Nevermind.

Soon Tatum returns with the shotgun.  She sits back down next to Knuckles. 

TATUM:
(gives gun to Knuckles) Thanks.

KNUCKLES:
(puts gun down next to him) No problem.

They look at each other for a few more seconds, then begin making out.

INT    MAGIC STORE    LATE AFTERNOON

Tails is paying for a Magic the Gathering booster pack of "Ice Age".  He pays for it and opens the pack and begins reading off cards.

TAILS:
(looking through cards) Justice.  Counterspell.  Order of the White Shield.   General Jarkeld.  Jester's Cap, yes!

Tails puts the cards in his pocket and...

EXT    MAGIC STORE    LATE AFTERNOON

 ...leaves the store.  He walks up to the car and sees no one in it.  He looks to his left and sees Sonic, Sally, and Rotor walking around a corner, with their guns drawn.  He walks around the corner, and sees them continuing to walk down the alley.

TAILS:
 (speaks rather loudly) What the hell are you guys doing?

About fifteen badniks at the end of the alley turn around.  Sonic and friends quickly turn around and run.  They clear the alley as soon as the badniks start firing.  Sonic leaps up, lands on the trunk of the car, rolls into the seats, and hops into the driver's seat.  He quickly jams the key into the ignition, as the others jump into the car.  Sally jumps in the passenger seat, and Tails and Rotor jump into the back seats.  Sonic floors it, and speeds down the street.  They all duck down as they speed away.  Bullets are constantly being shot at them.  The badniks eventually give up, and stop trying to follow them.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATE AFTERNOON

Knuckles is sitting on the couch, watching TV.  Everyone comes in the door, laughing.  Knuckles looks at them.

KNUCKLES:
What the fuck did you do?

SONIC:
Oh, we just had a little fun.

KNUCKLES:
(mutters) Well, I had more fun than you did.

Sally goes upstairs.

SONIC:
We got chased down the road in our car for like a fourth of a mile by some badniks.

KNUCKLES:
 (smug voice) That's nice.  I got laid.

SONIC:
Well, fuck you, then.

KNUCKLES:
Aren't you supposed to save that for Sally?

Everyone else is sitting down at this point.

SONIC:
(points at Knuckles) Hey, it's "Princess Sally" to you, asshole.

Sonic goes upstairs, and a door is heard slamming.

INT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    ROOM    MEANWHILE

Robotnik is pacing back and forth in a large room, with the henchman standing nearby.

ROBOTNIK:
I have to figure out a way to get that fucking hedgehog.

HENCHMAN:
Yeah, I wanna kill 'im!

ROBOTNIK:
 (stops pacing, looks at Henchman) Ah, you worthless piece of shit.  Go get me some Pringles.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    LATE AFTERNOON

Everyone is watching Halloween on TV.  There is a loud noise from the TV, indicating a kill.

EVERYONE:
Oooooh!

KNUCKLES:
Cool!

There is a knock at the door.  Knuckles takes a shotgun from his coat, stands up, and walks to the door.

KNUCKLES:
Who the fuck could that be?

He opens the door, and sees three stoner kids standing there.

KID #1
 (stoned out voice, pointing at others) See, man, I told you someone lived here!

Knuckles puts the gun up to the kid's face.

KNUCKLES:
You tell the cops I'll blow your fuckin' head off.

KID #1:
 Okay man...Hey...What are you, anyway?

Knuckles kicks him in the nuts.

KNUCKLES:
Shut the fuck up!

Knuckles slams the door, which hits the kid in the head, causing him to collapse.  Knuckles goes back into the living room and puts his gun away.  Rotor looks at Knuckles.

ROTOR:
Who the fuck was that, homes?

KNUCKLES:
Jehovah Witnesses.

Knuckles sits down.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    KITCHEN    EVENING

Everyone smoking through a bong on the kitchen table.  Tails holds up an Alice Cooper record.

TAILS:
(stoned out voice) When you play this backwards it's a message from Satan.

ROTOR:
(looks at Tails, confused look) Bitch; the fuck you talkin' 'bout?

TAILS:
If you play this backwards you can hear a message from the devil, man.

SONIC:
Shut the fuck up.

TAILS:
I'm tellin' ya, it's true, I heard it.

ROTOR:
Bitch, if you don't shut the fuck up about this devil shit, I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass!

TAILS:
But Goddammit!  I'm tellin' ya-

KNUCKLES:
Tails-shut the fuck up.

TAILS:
But he's on this record!

Knuckles grabs the record from Tails' hand, turns around, and smashes it against the wall.

KNUCKLES:
Well he's not anymore!

TAILS:
Well, I feel a lot safer now.

SONIC:
(shakes his head slowly) Dumb ass.

INT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    ROOM    TIMELESS

A red light in the corner of the ceiling is flashing and beeping.

ROBOTNIK:
Oh shit!

He quickly gets up out of his chair and opens a large metal door underneath the light.  He runs down a set of metal stairs into...

INT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    ANOTHER ROOM    TIMELESS

...a room with many large chemical vats under a metal walkway.  Robotnik sees a WORKER drunkenly sitting by a vat of chemicals, with a bottle of "Jack Daniels" whiskey tipped over, and spilling into a vat of chemicals.

ROBOTNIK:
You bastard motherfucker!

WORKER:
(looks up, weary voice) Huh?

He looks over and sees the bottle spilling into the vat.

WORKER:
Oh, sorry.

He takes the bottle and stands it up.  Robotnik walks over to the guy.  The guy stands up and leans on the guardrail, drunkenly. 

ROBOTNIK:
Listen-uh, what's your name again?

WORKER:
John.

ROBOTNIK:
(mumbles) Hm, well, I don't give a rat's ass (voice volume increases) but anyway, I have something to tell you.

WORKER:
Wut?

Robotnik pushes him over the rail and into the vat.  His skin melts and the guy disappears into the chemicals.

ROBOTNIK:
It works!

The henchman walks up behind him.

HENCHMAN:
What works?

ROBOTNIK:
Sonic solvent.  All it needed was booze.

INT    SUPERMARKET    MID-AFTERNOON

Knuckles is in the bakery, looking at cakes, and Tails is looking at the magazines.  A FAT LADY walks up to Knuckles.

LADY:
What's the occasion?

KNUCKLES:
(doesn't turn away from cakes) I'm hungry, and I want to eat a fucking cake, that's the occasion.

LADY:
I was just trying to be friendly, you don't need to be fresh about it.

KNUCKLES:
(still doesn't turn around) That's nice, ya fat bitch.

LADY:
 That's it, I'm telling the manager.

Without looking Knuckles flips her off over his shoulder.  The fat lady leaves to get the manager.  Knuckles looks around.  When he sees that no one is looking he takes a cake and stuffs it into his trench coat.  Soon the fat lady comes back with the MANAGER.  Tails walks up to Knuckles with a basket full of chips, soda, and a few gaming and music magazines.

TAILS:
(looks at Knuckles) What's going on?

LADY:
(looking at manager, pointing at Knuckles) This man was rude and absurd to me, and made fun of my weight problem.

MANAGER:
(turns to Knuckles) Is this true, sir?

KNUCKLES:
(points at lady, looking at manager) Well this skank-ass whore hippo-

MANAGER:
That's all I need to hear sir, would you please leave the store.

KNUCKLES:
Fine, let's go Tails.

They both leave carrying the basket.  When they walk through the door an alarm goes off.

CASHIER:
Excuse me, sir, you have to come back and pay for that.

TAILS:
(turns around) Fuck you.

He turns back around and continues to walk out of the store, basket in hand.

INT    ROTOR'S CAR    FOREST TRAIL    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor is driving home in his car.  He sees a group of badniks out by the edge of the forest.  Rotor slows down.  He reaches down under his seat and pulls up a huge gun, with about eight barrels on it.  There is a dial on it with settings 1-9 and a skull for the tenth setting.  Rotor moves the dial so that it is on the skull setting.  An extra trigger pops up.  He points the gun out the window and holds down the trigger.  Missiles, bullets, and fire shoot out from the eight barrels.  In a matter of seconds all of the badniks are dead, and a rather large area of forest is blown away.  He puts the gun back under the seat and drives away.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Rotor walks in and sits down on the couch as Knuckles and Tails are finishing telling their story of the supermarket.

TAILS:
So I just said "fuck you" and we left.

Everyone laughs except Sonic.  Sonic speaks when everyone stops laughing.

SONIC:
(looks at Knuckles) Are you fucking retarded?!

KNUCKLES:
What?

SONIC:
If they send cops over here they can charge us with like, eighty counts of possession!

Sonic holds up a bag of weed.

TAILS:
How would they find us?

No one answers.

INT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Robotnik is sitting in a chair, eating a can of Pringles.  He belches.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

Six badniks are walking towards the front door of the base.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM MID-AFTERNOON   

Knuckles stands up.

KNUCKLES:
 I'm going for a walk.

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

The badniks are just about to reach the door.  Just before they do, two anacondas swoop down from the trees and rip the badniks apart, and each snake takes one in its mouth back up in the trees to eat later.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    DOOR    MID-AFTERNOON

Knuckles opens the front door.  He stares at the ground with a dull, blank look.  He does this for a few more seconds then walks back inside.  He starts walking across the living room. 

KNUCKLES:
(doesn't stop, or look over) You're gonna wanna look out there.

He continues across the living room and goes upstairs.

INT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    MONITOR ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Robotnik is sitting in front of the same wall of monitors he was before.  He looks at the one pointed at the outside of the base.  He sees all of the badniks dead.  Robotnik slams his fist down on his desk.

ROBOTNIK:
(looking at screen) Damn!...I'm out of Pringles.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

Tails gets up.

TAILS:
I'm going for a walk.

Tails walks out ...

EXT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE    MID-AFTERNOON

...the front door and starts walking in the woods. 

INT    FOREST    MID-AFTERNOON

As he is walking along he sees Robotnik's place.  He begins to walk towards it.  As he gets about three yards from the main entrance, two robotic arms shoot up from the ground and grab Tails' legs. 

TAILS:
(looks down, struggling to get free) You motherfuckers!  Get your hands off me!

Robotnik opens the main door and steps out, holding a can of Pringles.

ROBOTNIK:
I've been waiting for you.

TAILS:
 (grumbles) Ah, you bastard.

ONE OF ROTOR'S HOMIE FRIENDS is watching from behind a bush.  He gets up and runs in the direction of the base.

INT    FREEDOM FIGHTER BASE   LIVING ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

The guy bursts through the front door.  He runs into the living room.

GUY:
 Oh my God!  They got Tails!

KNUCKLES:
(gets up) Those bastards.

Everyone goes to the closet and gets the same weapons they had in the previous gunfight.  They all take extra ammo, as well.  They all leave for Robotnik's place.

EXT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    MID-AFTERNOON

Sonic and friends all arrive in front of the door.  Knuckles puts his assault rifle up to the door.  A badnik answers the door.  As soon as he opens it Knuckles shoots him in the head.  They storm into...

INT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    MAIN ROOM    MID-AFTERNOON

... a room with about fifty badniks in it.  They all begin firing and dive behind boxes, metal things, etc.  The badniks do the same.  Sonic fires at a badnik, splattering his head.  Sonic shoots out the legs of another badnik running across the room, knocking him over.  Rotor shoots the down badnik in the face.  He shoots down three more badniks standing behind boxes.  Sally blows apart a set of wooden boxes a group of badniks are hiding behind.  The look up.

BADNIK #1:
 Shit!

Sally mows down all of the badniks that were behind the crate.  The battle wages on for a few more minutes.  By that time about half of the badniks are dead.  Rotor notices a large steel door with a small slot in it, where Robotnik can be seen looking out.  Rotor begins talking.

ROTOR:
Yo, bitches, stop!

Gunfight continues.

ROTOR:
(more pissed off) Stop!  Stop!  Goddammit stop!!

Gunfight still continues.  Rotor crawls over to a desk with an intercom and a microphone.  He turns the intercom and microphone on.  He puts the microphone up to the intercom and yells into the microphone at the top of his lungs.

ROTOR:
 MOTHER FUCKERS STOP!!!

Everyone stops and looks at Rotor.  Rotor looks over to where Robotnik's face can be seen.

ROTOR:
Robotnik, get yo ass out here!

ROBOTNIK:
Mother fucker, are you outta your damn mind?!

ROTOR:
You get out here if I get rid of everyone.

ROBOTNIK:
...Okay.

ROTOR:
 (turns to everyone and motions for them to leave) All you bitches get yo asses outta here!

The badniks go through a door in the back, and Sonic and friends go out through the door they came in from.  Robotnik opens his door.  Tails runs out of it.

ROBOTNIK:
You little bitch, get back here!

Tails turns around, flips him off, turns back, and continues to run out the door to where Sonic and friends went out. 

ROTOR:
(looks at Robotnik) Now get your bitch ass out here!

Robotnik walks out and stands in front of Rotor. 

ROBOTNIK:
 Wut?

ROTOR:
 (looking into his coat) I got an easy way ta settle this, B.

ROBOTNIK:
Wut?

ROTOR:
Look...

Rotor quickly pulls out a silenced pistol, and shoots Robotnik in the head.  Robotnik falls face down on the floor, dead.  Rotor heads for the door and opens a panel with a button behind it that says, "Conveniently located self-destruct button".  Rotor hits the self-destruct button next to the door.  He ...

EXT    ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS    MID-AFTERNOON

...gets out and meets everyone at the exit.

ROTOR:
(looking at everyone) Yo homes, let's go!!

They all run away from the building.  They jump into the air as the fortress explodes.  They all look back and stand up, staring at the burning wreckage.

TAILS:
Ain't that some shit.

Fade to black.  Words appear on the screen that read:  "And they all lived happily ever after."  The words fade out.  More words fade in.  They say:  "Or some shit like that."
 (Credits Role)

THE END